OFFICE INCIDENT -- a poem and song by Bill Kochman

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OFFICE INCIDENT

by Bill Kochman

08-16-2024

The other day I saw something lewd,
Oh yeah, man, it was just really crude.
I was in the lunchroom where I work,
When a young couple began to twerk,

Now I'd never seen such dance before,
Dude, I almost fell right on that floor.
Sexual girations and other nasty stuff,
I finally decided that I’d seen enough.

So I said something, it did not go well,
The guy glared and said "Go to hell!"
Then his girlfriend called me a jerk,
Well, that did it, and I went berserk.

Grabbed the radio, took out the plug,
The folks thought I was on some drug.
Next thing I know the security came,
And everyone agreed I was to blame.

So now here I sit in this dirty jail cell,
Man, quite frankly I’m not feeling well.
You see down the hall within my view,
I see people dancing, a couple or two.

Yes, you guessed it, need I say more?
Look out twerkers, this so means war!