Quirky Bill -- Methuselah Has Legal Problems
https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — wit...
