Bill Kochman

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Some words should definitely be included in the English dictionary. For some odd reason, this one was overlooked. Isn't it time to correct the error? Allow me to provide you with a clear example of how these verbs are used in a sentence: "A live fly can buzz, but a dead fly buzzn't" Any questions? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #SatanIsAFalseGod #SatanIsALiar #SatanIsADeceiver #DevilIsALiar #FatherOfLies #Liar #Deceiver #Satan #Devil "Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden: But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die. And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil." Genesis 3:1-5, KJV "But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ . . . And no marv...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry ONLINE LASSES by Bill Kochman 09-29-2020 I never knew it would be like this, When I finally reached my old age, It seems all of the young ladies, Absolutely think that I'm the rage. I receive so many lovely invitations, Man, I am just really so impressed, Because these online women are eager, Before me they want to get undressed. Wow, I look at my notifications menu, It is bursting with dozens of invites, I guess I don't really need to worry, This man won't be having lonely nights. My friends, yes, I am of course joking, It's truly sad the way these folks act, Half of them are most likely not women, And it's doubtful that they are stacked. So if you suddenly receive such messages, I urge you to be smart and to take care, These people are just out for your money, They use sexy pics to trap you, so beware.

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - LGBTQ+ AGENDA #LGBTQ #Gay #Lesbian #Transgender #Nonbinary This page contains links to articles regarding the militant LGBTQ+ agenda. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-gay-lesbian.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill UNIQUE BATHROOM DESIGN At first glance, one may be tempted to mock and ridicule this bathroom design. He may even consider it a major architectural design flaw, or theorize that perhaps the construction workers were drinking on the job. However, that is the furthest thing from the truth. In fact, this design was intentional, and offers some unique advantages over traditional bathroom designs. For example: 1. It prevents the cat from becoming trapped in the bathroom. 2. It is easier to hear when the bathtub water is overflowing. 3. It lowers the risk of suicide. 4. It motivates members of multi-member families to not spend more than their allotted time in the bathroom each morning. 5. An angry spouse can never slam the bathroom door in your face when there is a disagreement. 6. A creaking door will never give you away when you sneak into the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning to do whatever you are doing in there. 7. ...