Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Seriously! I REALLY find it annoying! Will you PLEASE get that hair off of there! THANKS! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #Materialism #Materialistic #Wealth #Riches #Abundance "And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD." Job 1:21, KJV "As he came forth of his mother's womb, naked shall he return to go as he came, and shall take nothing of his labour, which he may carry away in his hand." Ecclesiastes 5:15, KJV "Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also . . . No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon . . . But seek ye fir...

#Poetry #Poem OFFICE INCIDENT by Bill Kochman 08-16-2024 The other day I saw something lewd, Oh yeah, man, it was just really crude. I was in the lunchroom where I work, When a young couple began to twerk, Now I'd never seen such dance before, Dude, I almost fell right on that floor. Sexual girations and other nasty stuff, I finally decided that I’d seen enough. So I said something, it did not go well, The guy glared and said "Go to hell!" Then his girlfriend called me a jerk, Well, that did it, and I went berserk. Grabbed the radio, took out the plug, The folks thought I was on some drug. Next thing I know the security came, And everyone agreed I was to blame. So now here I sit in this dirty jail cell, Man, quite frankly I’m not feeling well. You see down the hall within my view, I see people dancing, a couple or two. Yes, you guessed it, need I say more? Look out twerkers, this so means war!

#RomanCatholicism #WaterBaptism #HolyTrinity This Bill's Bible Basics 8-part series can be read at billkochman dot com

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill SHOULD WE EVEN BOTHER TO TELL THE OLD GEEZER? Sometimes, the solutions to life’s problems are very simple, but in our impatience, we tend to over- look them. “It will be so easy for you, Grandpa. You will learn to use it in no time at all so we can video chat” they insisted. Bah, hambug! Why doesn’t that darn thing even work?! 😂 😆 😀 🤣