Bill Kochman

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill So where do YOU stand, partner? If you don't like any of the available NORMAL options, please feel free to add your own in the comments section. Play nice! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - APOSTLE PAUL #ApostlePaul #PaulTheApostle #Epistles #SaulOfTarsus This page contains links to articles regarding the writings and teachings of the Apostle Paul. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-apostle-paul.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #VisitGuam #RealClouds #NoChemtrails #Chemtrails You know you want to! :)

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #Worldliness #Worldly #OfTheWorld #FriendOfTheWorld "No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon." Matthew 6:24, KJV "No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon." Luke 16:13, KJV "If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you." John 15:19, KJV "I have given them thy word; and the world hath hated them, because they are not of the world, even as I am not of the world. I pray not that thou shouldest take them out of the world, but that thou shouldest keep them from the evil." John 17:14-15, KJV "Jesus ...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry I AM A PAUPER by Bill Kochman 04-13-2014 I am a pauper, not a show-stopper, Yet in my poverty I am quite rich. I've eschewed all worldly wealth, Which can be bad for your health, Ask those who fall into that ditch. A simple life, free of all strife, Is more to my personal pleasure. I can do without so many things, If only pain and sadness it brings, I'm storing up Heavenly Treasure.

#GreaterIsraelDoctrine #GreaterIsrael #Doctrine This Bill’s Bible Basics 4-part series can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I don't think this graphic really requires an explanation, does it? I just thought that I would invent a new Latin phrase for a bread heel, even if it is stupid and ridiculous, and even if it isn't really Latin. :) 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #Famines #Famine #DivineCurse "Take heed to yourselves, that your heart be not deceived, and ye turn aside, and serve other gods, and worship them; And then the LORD'S wrath be kindled against you, and he shut up the heaven, that there be no rain, and that the land yield not her fruit; and lest ye perish quickly from off the good land which the LORD giveth you." Deuteronomy 11:16-17, KJV "When heaven is shut up, and there is no rain, because they have sinned against thee; if they pray toward this place, and confess thy name, and turn from their sin, when thou afflictest them: Then hear thou in heaven, and forgive the sin of thy servants, and of thy people Israel, that thou teach them the good way wherein they should walk, and give rain upon thy land, which thou hast given to thy people for an inheritance. If there be in the land famine, if there be pestilence, blasting, mildew, locust, or if ...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry BIG GOVERNMENT FACTION by Bill Kochman 11-09-2014 Watch out for the Big Government faction, Their whole game is reality distraction. They blow smoke, but take no real action, They engage in constant truth redaction. Spin your wheels but there's no traction, Cast your vote but still no satisfaction. Using buzz words just to get a reaction, Lying like cowards to hide their inaction. Another DC scandal, the latest attraction, A decoy to cover an illegal transaction. They pass ungodly laws, what malefaction, How long will God endure their infraction?

#Guam #China #Taiwan #UnitedStates #Japan #WorldAtWar #War This Bill’s Bible Basics 4-part series can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill HERE'S A GREAT PROPOSAL! -- Seriously. Every time I hear a Democratic politician or some other liberal/progressive speak, talk about their particular position, make demands, shout in the street, engage in violence, and do all of the other things that they like to do, I think to myself, "Wow! They sound just like the Marxists ... the Socialists ... and Vladimir Lenin and his Bolsheviks. They too were unhappy with the government of Tsar Nicholas II, and rioted in the streets of Petrograd during the February Revolution of 1917 -- which resulted in the abdication of Nicholas II -- followed by the October Revolution that same year -- which resulted in the overthrow of the Russian Provisional Government which came into power following Nicholas II's abdication. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - WHAT AND WHY QUESTIONS #Questions #WhatAndWhy #WhyAndWhat #Explanations #Answers This page contains links to articles regarding an assortment of what and why questions. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-what-and-why.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I thought we needed a day between Saturday and Sunday So I worked on it ... Hmmph ... Errrm ... Umph. It took a bit of pushing and pulling on those letters, but I think that I found found the perfect unified solution of Saturday and Sunday. Here ya go: SAUNTERDAY. You can just relax & saunter around doing nothing. So how did I do? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #Uncleanliness #Unclean #Pork #Pigs #Swine "Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat. Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof . . . And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you." Leviticus 11:3-4a, 7, KJV "And every beast that parteth the hoof, and cleaveth the cleft into two claws, and cheweth the cud among the beasts, that ye shall eat. Nevertheless these ye shall not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the cloven hoof . . . And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase." Deuteronomy 14:6-7a, 8, KJV "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls befo...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry NO GOOD WORKS by Bill Kochman 01-13-2017 You may think that you are good, But if so, you're just deceived, Better to thank our God above, For the Gift that we've received. Nothing on Earth could have done, What Jesus Christ did for us all, He gave His life to seal a breach, That was opened with Adam's Fall. There are no good works we can do, That will ever give us such merit, So forget that path, accept Jesus, Then Eternal Life you will inherit.

#IllegalImmigrants #Illegals #Immigration #UndocumentedImmigrant This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - MARK OF THE BEAST #MarkOfTheBeast #MOTB #Antichrist #Beast This page contains links to articles regarding the Mark of the Beast, a.k.a. MOTB or 666. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-mark-of-the-beast.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Come on, you caffeine freaks! Admit it! You love the buzz! And now with the ubiquity of espresso machines and darker, richer coffee, oh man! Hey, but I love galagos, a.k.a. bush babies! How about you? And a galago on a buzz? Yikes! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - BONDAGE TO THE LAW #BondageToTheLaw #LawsOfMoses #MosaicLaw #Legalism This page contains links to articles regarding bondage to the Mosaic law and works versus God's grace. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-bondage-to-the-law.html

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #ReprobateMinds #ReprobateMind #Rejected #Reject #Disapproved Some people have been given over to reprobate minds because they reject, and do not obey, the Word of the Lord and the Laws of God, as in these verses: "And‭ even as‭ they did‭‭ not‭ like‭‭ to retain‭‭ God‭ in‭ ‭their‭ knowledge‭, God‭ gave‭‭ them‭ over‭‭ to‭ a ‭reprobate‭‭ mind‭, to do‭‭ those things which are‭‭ not‭ convenient‭‭;‭" Romans 1:28, KJV "Now‭ as‭ Jannes‭ and‭ Jambres‭ withstood‭‭ Moses‭, so‭ do‭‭ these‭ also‭ resist‭‭ the truth‭: men‭ of corrupt‭‭ minds‭, ‭reprobate‭‭ concerning‭ the faith‭.‭" 2 Timothy 3:8, KJV "They profess‭‭ that they know‭‭ God‭; but‭ in works‭ they deny‭‭ ‭him‭, being‭‭ abominable‭, and‭ disobedient‭, and‭ unto‭ every‭ good‭ work‭ ‭reprobate‭‭." Titus 1:16, KJV "The bellows‭ are burned‭‭, the lead‭ is consumed‭‭ of the fire‭‭; the founder‭‭ melteth‭‭ in vain‭: for the wicked‭ are ...

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Culicidae Zelenskyy - Native to the east European country of Ukraine, this member of the mosquito family has a rather unusual diet. Rather than feed on the blood of mammals, or on various plant nectars, this parasite survives by sucking up vast quantities of money, particularly dollars from the USA. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry I WILL NOT FEAR by Bill Kochman 07-06-2019 We find ourselves in a race, To see what kills us first, Will it be climate change, Or a powerful solar burst? So much disease, famine too, Many millions die each year, We take unborn innocent lives, But few will even shed a tear. Maybe all the wars we fight, Will erase humanity someday, Button pushed, hope is lost, Earth fades from blue to gray. Some claim our own machines, Will result in man's demise, Yet others point to a threat, That will come from the skies. Earthquakes too may do us in, Seas rise beyond their shore, A lot of ways for us to die, No doubt you'll think of more. So many things for us to fear, No wonder people are on edge, One thing or perhaps another, Will push us over the ledge. But as for me I will not fear, For God surely knows my fate, Thus I will live day by day, Till I pass thru Heavenly Gate. His peace reigns in my heart, I trust He knows what's best, Being...

#Matthew720 #LitmusTest #TrueProphet #FalseProphet #FruitfulTree This Bill’s Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill UNIQUE BATHROOM DESIGN At first glance, one may be tempted to mock and ridicule this bathroom design. He may even consider it a major architectural design flaw, or theorize that perhaps the construction workers were drinking on the job. However, that is the furthest thing from the truth. In fact, this design was intentional, and offers some unique advantages over traditional bathroom designs. For example: 1. It prevents the cat from becoming trapped in the bathroom. 2. It is easier to hear when the bathtub water is overflowing. 3. It lowers the risk of suicide. 4. It motivates members of multi-member families to not spend more than their allotted time in the bathroom each morning. 5. An angry spouse can never slam the bathroom door in your face when there is a disagreement. 6. A creaking door will never give you away when you sneak into the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning to do whatever you are doing in there. 7. ...

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - DEBATES AND BIBLE INTERPRETATION #DoctrinalDebates #BibleInterpretation #Debate #Interpretation This page contains links to articles regarding doctrinal debates and proper Bible interpretation. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-debates-interpretation.html

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #TimeOfTheBeast #BeastsReign #ReignOftheBeast #LengthOfTime #Beast #Reign #Time If you are an avid student of prophecy, then you will know that in Daniel and the Book of Revelation, we are told that the Beast stops the Daily Sacrifice in the Temple, sets up the Abomination of Desolation, blasphemes against God, and persecutes the Saints of the Most High God for a period of three and a half Jewish years. This period is mentioned in these prophetic books as the following: 1. "forty-two months" 2. "1,260 days" 3. "time and times and the dividing of time" (3 1/2) 4. "time, times, and an half" (3 1/2) The Prophet Daniel also mentions a 1,290 day period, as well as a 1,335 day period. This latter time span is the same as 44.4 Jewish months at thirty days each, while the 1,290 days equals exactly forty-three Jewish months. Following are the specific verses where these time spans...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry CAMPAIGN BLITZ by Bill Kochman 09-29-2024 Get ready for a one-month blitz, It's a game where nobody quits. Yes, on the left and on the right, Just one bloody campaign fight. Pull out the big guns & cast dirt, So your opponent you can hurt. Fill your ads with some huge lies, So the other guy voters despise. Smear 'em good, give no chance, People won't give them a glance. Spend lots of money to be heard, Even if your claims are so absurd. Bury him deep so he won't survive, You are left standing alone & alive. Indeed, campaign season is here, When they want to tickle your ear. All year long they don't care at all, How it changes when arrives Fall. Suddenly your problems they see, Such hypocrites, don't you agree? All they desire is to get your vote, About what they did they all gloat. Making promises they won't keep, But are you really still so asleep?

#SpeakTheTruth #SayTheTruth #AlexandriaOcasioCortez #InternetRumor #Investigate This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - ISLAM AND THE MUSLIMS #Islam #Islamic #Muslim #Muhammad #Quran #Koran This page contains links to articles regarding the Muslims and Islam. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-islam.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill While I am joking about it here, this is no laughing matter. These profile impersonators can be downright deceptive dangerous, even conning you out of money if you are not careful. At the very least, depending on what kind of content they post in your name, it can leave you very embarrassed! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #SowToTheSpirit #Sow #Reap #Spirit #Flesh "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting. And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not." Galatians 6:7-9, KJV "But if the Spirit of him that raised up Jesus from the dead dwell in you, he that raised up Christ from the dead shall also quicken your mortal bodies by his Spirit that dwelleth in you. Therefore, brethren, we are debtors, not to the flesh, to live after the flesh. For if ye live after the flesh, ye shall die: but if ye through the Spirit do mortify the deeds of the body, ye shall live." Romans 8:11-13, KJV "That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit." J...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry DOWN IN THE BASEMENT by Bill Kochman 08-16-2024 Down in the basement, Just like old Uncle Joe, People are wondering, Why she doesn't show. There are many issues, Can we hear her take? Or is she just so afraid, She'll make a mistake? Good at making salads, Is not what we all need, Use your teleprompter, If you just have to read. But please get out there, Show you have got guts, Forget all your excuses, Yep, no ifs, ands or buts. Now if you fail to do this, You will sink your boat, Folks losing confidence, And there goes their vote.

#Veganism #Aging #UltravioletRays #Carnivores This Bill's Bible Basics 3-part series can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #YouTube #CatVideos #ThumbsDown #DisapprovingCat #Cat #Eljio I asked my cat, Eljio, to review some of the popular cat videos on YouTube. I just wanted his opinion. Really! Well, that dear boy was quite embarrassed by the antics he saw. In fact, he got the mistaken impression that we humans only view our fur babies as our personal form of entertainment. I tried to reason with him, but he has been giving me a serious look of disapproval for the past week. What should I do?

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES #ControversialIssues #Controversy #Controversies #Controversial This page contains links to articles regarding issues which are of a controversial nature. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-controversies.html

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #TomorrowIsNotGuaranteed #NoGuaranteeOfTomorrow #BrevityOfLife #LifeIsBrief #LifeIsShort "Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth." Proverbs 27:1, KJV "Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof." Matthew 6:34, KJV "Go to now, ye that say, To day or to morrow we will go into such a city, and continue there a year, and buy and sell, and get gain: Whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away. For that ye ought to say, If the Lord will, we shall live, and do this, or that." James 4:13-15, KJV Thank-you!

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry THE EVIL WITHIN by Bill Kochman 01-11-2017 If we did not have our heart, We would indeed have no life, But the evil that grows there, Can cause just so much strife. It is just like a small garden, Where different seeds are sown, Some thoughts can be so nice, While others will make us moan. The Lord so clearly warned us, Of the evil that lurks therein, Wicked things are born there, Which can easily lead us to sin.

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Sometimes it can be REALLY hard to get people to interact with your posts. Well, here is one gal who is more than eager to participate. In fact, she is just DYING to become involved! Are you following her yet? :) TALK ABOUT DEDICATION! -- Wow! Now THAT is what I call being eager to participate! What a great addition she'd make to our community here. Well ... except for the stench, and that nasty habit of always wanting to eat human flesh. Maybe we can keep a cage full of Democrats for her. Whaddaya think? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#EvolvingTheology #Theology #Understanding This Bill’s Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - DEPRESSION AND LONELINESS #Depression #Loneliness #Depressed #Lonely #SelfPity #Discouragement This page contains links to articles regarding depression, loneliness, self-pity and fighting back and staying positive and busy for the Lord. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-depression-loneliness.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Here is how to determine how honest your online friends are. Post the crappiest photo you have of yourself. Wait and see how many of your friends respond with "Great photo!" or "Nice photo!" Either they REALLY are your true friends who simply ignore the fact that you are obviously slowly falling apart, or else they are flat out LIARS! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #ComingInTheClouds #CloudsOfHeaven "And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory." Matthew 24:30, KJV "Jesus saith unto him, Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven." Matthew 26:64, KJV "And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory." Mark 13:26, KJV "And Jesus said, I am: and ye shall see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven." Mark 14:62, KJV "And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight. And while they looked stedfastly toward heaven as he ...