Bill Kochman

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill If I seem a little distracted or cognitively disoriented, it may possibly be because sometimes I can become a bit detached from my reality. Some folks may accuse me of being mentally deficient, or maybe somewhat lost in wonderland due to my being temporarily disassociated from my environment. But I can assure you that I am not deceived, or for that matter intentionally denying the truth. Mixed up or confused? Maybe, but definitely not suffering from cognitive dissonance or in denial of anything. Have you considered that it is perhaps your perspective which is out of sync? Thus, before you assume that I am deluded, please note that we all live in the matrix. So, have I made myself clear? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - KEEP BUSY FOR GOD #FaithfulServant #Faithfulness #Faithful #Diligence #Diligent This page contains links to articles regarding being a diligent servant of the Lord and keeping busy for God. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-keep-busy-for-god.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #Poem I really don’t participate in all of the Bernie memes, mainly because I don’t believe in ridiculing people just because they embrace views which are different from my own. However, I saw this graphic on my Facebook friend’s timeline. So, I got a sudden inspiration, started joking around, and I ended up composing the following silly poem. My friend complimented me, apparently appreciating my humor and sarcasm. So, I decided to share the poem with all of my friends here. Thus, here you go. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I don't think this graphic really requires an explanation, does it? I just thought that I would invent a new Latin phrase for a bread heel, even if it is stupid and ridiculous, and even if it isn't really Latin. :) 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - SATAN AND DEMONS #Satan #Devil #Lucifer #Demons This page contains links to articles regarding Satan -- a.k.a. the Devil or Lucifer -- and demons. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-satan-devil-demons.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill As many of my online friends know, I love cats. I have "owned" a number of them throughout my life. In fact, right now I "own" two cats as well named Polo and Eljio. They were both born under my bed to two different mothers in late summer 2021. One thing which you quickly learn about cats is that they are very independent, stubborn, insistent, persistent, and they have a mind of their own. They do as they please, and they GO where they please as well. Eventually, that may even include mounting the counter tops where you prepare your meals, no matter how hard you try to train them not to do it. The end result? Eventually, you are occasionally going to find a cat hair in your food. Disgusting? Yeah, I guess; but that's life with a cat. But with that thought in mind, today I got a bit silly and decided to turn it into a new graphic. Anyway, if you are also a cat owner, I hope you can appreciate my humo...

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - OTHER BELIEF SYSTEMS #OtherBeliefs #OtherReligions #BeliefSystem #NonChristianBeliefs This page contains links to articles regarding other non-Christian belief systems. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-other-beliefs.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill While I am joking about it here, this is no laughing matter. These profile impersonators can be downright deceptive dangerous, even conning you out of money if you are not careful. At the very least, depending on what kind of content they post in your name, it can leave you very embarrassed! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Sometimes it can be REALLY hard to get people to interact with your posts. Well, here is one gal who is more than eager to participate. In fact, she is just DYING to become involved! Are you following her yet? :) TALK ABOUT DEDICATION! -- Wow! Now THAT is what I call being eager to participate! What a great addition she'd make to our community here. Well ... except for the stench, and that nasty habit of always wanting to eat human flesh. Maybe we can keep a cage full of Democrats for her. Whaddaya think? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - NEPHILIM AND FALLEN ANGELS #Nephilim #Giants #FallenAngels #Genesis #BookOfEnoch This page contains links to articles regarding the Nephilim and the Fallen Angels. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-nephilim.html

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #OffendedByGodsWord #OffendedByTheWord #Offended #OffendedByTheBible "If I had not come and spoken unto them, they had not had sin: but now they have no cloke for their sin." John 15:22, KJV "And they were offended in him. But Jesus said unto them, A prophet is not without honour, save in his own country, and in his own house." Matthew 13:57, KJV "Then came his disciples, and said unto him, Knowest thou that the Pharisees were offended, after they heard this saying?" Matthew 15:12, KJV "Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary, the brother of James, and Joses, and of Juda, and Simon? and are not his sisters here with us? And they were offended at him." Mark 6:3, KJV "Many therefore of his disciples, when they had heard this, said, This is an hard saying; who can hear it? When Jesus knew in himself that his disciples murmured at it, he said unto them, Doth this offe...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry FORMER PATH by Bill Kochman 11-20-2023 It is really such a sad story, I don't know where to begin, Just look at Miss America, Sailing down the river of sin. At one time she feared God, Thus she was so blessed, But now she's lost her way, With evil she's so obsessed. The light that she once had, Seems to have faded away, She walks in the darkness, And ignores what we say. Christians try to warn her, But her heart is grown cold, No longer feeling conviction, On Satan's lies she is sold. Oh generation of rebellion, Wake up before it's too late, For if you continue defiantly, You will meet an awful fate. Just as God has blessed you, He can curse you the same, Leaving you cold and naked, With only yourself to blame. So forsake your wicked path, Humble yourself and repent, Turn back now to the Lord, And once more be obedient.

#GreaterWorks #FalseMiracles #FalseSigns This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill SHOULD WE EVEN BOTHER TO TELL THE OLD GEEZER? Sometimes, the solutions to life’s problems are very simple, but in our impatience, we tend to over- look them. “It will be so easy for you, Grandpa. You will learn to use it in no time at all so we can video chat” they insisted. Bah, hambug! Why doesn’t that darn thing even work?! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - CHRISTIAN LIVING #ChristianDiscipleship #ChristianLiving #BeAnExample #Lifestyle This page contains links to articles regarding different aspects of Christian discipleship and Christian living. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-christian-living.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill P E T I T I O N We, the undersigned, hereby request that upon completion of the first Mars colony by Elon Musk and SpaceX, that all parties listed herein be given automatic citizenship & permanent residency in said habitat with no possibility of return to Earth. Animal abusers Antichrist reprobates Child abusers Drug traffickers Earth destroyers Human traffickers Muslim radicals Sexual deviants Warmongers Whining liberals Add other parties in the comments. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #GodCreatesEvil #GodUsesEvil #GodMadeEvil "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." Isaiah 45:7, KJV "The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil." Proverbs 16:4, KJV "The king’s heart is in the hand of the LORD, as the rivers of water: he turneth it whithersoever he will." Proverbs 21:1, KJV It was God Himself who hardened evil Pharaoh's heart so that he would not release the Israelites from bondage: "And he hardened Pharaoh's heart, that he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had said." Exodus 7:13, KJV "And the LORD hardened the heart of Pharaoh, and he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had spoken unto Moses." Exodus 9:12, KJV "And the LORD said unto Moses, Go in unto Pharaoh: for I have hardened his heart, and the heart of his servants, that...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry THE DAM by Bill Kochman 01-21-2023 In the olden days of the Bible, Walled cities were the norm, They would keep out invaders, Who’d rush them like a storm. But today our leaders are mad, They leave wide open the gate, So if the flood continues to rise, We may soon face an awful fate. Even now we see the bad fruit, As terrorists and thugs creep in, Bringing drugs, rape and murder, And every other vile kind of sin. The dam may very soon burst, If we don’t get our house in order, We need to plug up all the holes, That are at our southern border.

#DayIAmWaitingFor #Futurism #WaitingForTheDay This Bill's Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

BBB ARTICLE GROUPS Are Now On Bill's Bible Basics! #BillsBibleBasics #BillKochman #BibleStudy #ArticleGroups #Index Continuing with my endeavors to make Bill’s Bible Basics your one-stop, user-friendly Bible study website, I am very pleased to announce the creation of a new area called "BBB Article Groups". This part of the BBB website currently consists of four-two themed category pages. Each page displays a list of related Bill's Bible Basics articles and series with clickable/tappable links. So please stop by and check it out today! GBY, and thanks so much!

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Using one of the words or phrases which is included in the following list, please describe your current age bracket by posting it in the comment section below. Hint: No one can really see you, so please feel free to lie, cheat or exaggerate if you feel so led, and if it makes you feel better about yourself. We won’t hold it against you. Honest! Thank you! infant child young teenager young adult adult middle-aged elderly old over-the-hill very old one foot on a banana peel ancient walking dead dead 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #DeadInSin #DeadInSins "Then said Jesus again unto them, I go my way, and ye shall seek me, and shall die in your sins: whither I go, ye cannot come. Then said the Jews, Will he kill himself? because he saith, Whither I go, ye cannot come. And he said unto them, Ye are from beneath; I am from above: ye are of this world; I am not of this world. I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins." John 8:21-24, KJV "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 6:23, KJV "And if Christ be in you, the body is dead because of sin; but the Spirit is life because of righteousness." Romans 8:10, KJV "And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses;" Colossi...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry GOTHIC SUPER PUNK by Bill Kochman 11-10-2014 You put pins and chains in your face, Horns and holes all over the place, Skin sewed up with a piece of lace, Rings in odd places, what a disgrace. Your skin's so pale just like a ghoul, Eyes painted dark, you call it cool, But can't you see you're just a tool, And Satan's playing you for a fool? If you're truly God's child of light, Don't act like you belong to the nite, Forsake your way that causes fright, Resist that demon with all your might.

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Seriously. Trying to get quality tech support from some companies and developers can really be challenging and quite frustrating, can't it? Once you've purchased their product or service, and they've got your money, oh boy oh boy! They have built up such a tall wall around themselves comprised of annoying response bots, that it is next to impossible to speak with a REAL person. How aggravating! That's why you need to keep pestering them with email after email, and phone call after phone call, until they finally respond to your questions and provide you with the service that you deserve. Don't become disappointed and give in, because that is EXACTLY what some of those high and mighty tech people want you to do. Fight on! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Obamacare #MarkOfTheBeast #PatientProtectionAndAffordableCareAct This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - PALESTINIANS ISRAEL HAMAS #GazaStrip #Gaza #Hamas #IsraelHamasWar #Israelis #Palestinians #PalestinianState #TwoState This page contains links to articles regarding the Palestinian quest for statehood, Palestinian violence and related issues. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-palestinians-israel-hamas.html

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #VoicesFromHeaven #VoiceFromHeaven #HeavenlyVoices #HeavenlyVoice "And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him: And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased." Matthew 3:16-17, KJV "Then answered Peter, and said unto Jesus, Lord, it is good for us to be here: if thou wilt, let us make here three tabernacles; one for thee, and one for Moses, and one for Elias. While he yet spake, behold, a bright cloud overshadowed them: and behold a voice out of the cloud, which said, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased; hear ye him. And when the disciples heard it, they fell on their face, and were sore afraid. And Jesus came and touched them, and said, Arise, and be not afraid. And when they had lifted up their eyes...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry CLONES! CLONES! by Bill Kochman 08-17-2024 Clones, clones, everywhere clones, Everyone seems to want the credit, But some pol had to promise it first, So well the other one needs to edit. Just as Hollywood makes remakes, These pols out of ideas seem to be, So they go & steal from each other, Man, it is quite the political fantasy. When I'm elected I'll keep my word, Lives will certainly be much better, Oh yeah, just wash, rinse & repeat, But what if you're held to the letter? And thus those politicians compete, As they each strive to get your vote, But as for me, I do not trust a word, Just throw them all out of the boat!

#GreatCloudOfWitnesses #SpiritHelpers #CloudOfWitnesses This Bill’s Bible Basics 3-part series can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I don't think this graphic really requires an explanation, does it? I just thought that I would invent a new Latin phrase for a bread heel, even if it is stupid and ridiculous, and even if it isn't really Latin. :) 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Now THIS guy has got the right idea! Why endure decades of tooth decay, pain, sleepless nights, headaches, nauseated stomach, crying your eyes, out, etc., when you can just end all the suffering once and for all! Yessirree, just be brave and have your friendly dentist pull out all of them suckers and get it over with, and live the rest of your life free of dental pain. I did! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - HEALING AND MEDICINE #DivineHealing #Healing #ModernMedicine #Medicine #Miracle This page contains links to articles regarding divine healing and modern medicine.

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #SevenPlagues #Plagues #BookOfRevelation #Revelation #Apocalypse "And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk: Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts." Revelation 9:20-21, KJV "These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will." Revelation 11:6, KJV "And I saw another sign in heaven, great and marvellous, seven angels having the seven last plagues; for in them is filled up the wrath of God . . . And the seven angels came out of the temple, having the seven plagues, clot...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry CAREFUL WHAT YOU PLANT by Bill Kochman 12-15-2016 Now if you plant a little acorn, Someday you'll have a mighty oak, But if you plant a morning glory, You'll get a vine that will choke. The same holds true in our lives, That is, we will reap what we sow, So it's urgent that we be careful, We don't want evil things to grow. The Scriptures likewise teach us, That God's Word is a mustard seed, But Satan's lies can also sneak in, And they will grow a terrible weed.

#BarackObama #JohnMcCain #GeorgeWBush This Bill’s Bible Basics 4-part series can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill SHOULD WE EVEN BOTHER TO TELL THE OLD GEEZER? Sometimes, the solutions to life’s problems are very simple, but in our impatience, we tend to over- look them. “It will be so easy for you, Grandpa. You will learn to use it in no time at all so we can video chat” they insisted. Bah, hambug! Why doesn’t that darn thing even work?! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - GUN OWNERSHIP AND CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE #GunOwnership #SecondAmendment #CivilDisobedience #OwnAGun #OwningGuns This page contains links to articles regarding gun ownership, the second amendment and civil disobedience.

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #GodLooksUponEvil #GodSeesEvil #GodLooksAtEvil #GodLooksOnEvil The belief that God cannot look upon evil is apparently a false, modern doctrine which is not based upon the Scriptures. Consider what the Bible really has to say concerning this issue: "The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good." Proverbs 15:3, KJV "For his eyes are upon the ways of man, and he seeth all his goings." Job 34:21, KJV "And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually." Genesis 6:5, KJV "And he did EVIL IN THE SIGHT OF THE LORD, and walked in the way of his father, and in his sin wherewith he made Israel to sin." 1 Kings 15:26, KJV "And he wrought EVIL IN THE SIGHT OF THE LORD; but not like his father, and like his mother: for he put away the image of Baal that his f...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry POO PLIGHT by Bill Kochman 09-31-2021 What do you mean, Everything is clean? So many darn poops, They make me stoops. Down on all fours, As I clean the floors. Cats so drive me nuts. Clean your own butts! I am not your slave, So please just behave! Mercy you have none, Cleaning poo isn't fun!

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Some words should definitely be included in the English dictionary. For some odd reason, this one was overlooked. Isn't it time to correct the error? Allow me to provide you with a clear example of how these verbs are used in a sentence: "A live fly can buzz, but a dead fly buzzn't" Any questions? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#OneFromBeyond #HebrewOfHebrews #Strangers #Pilgrims This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Come on, you caffeine freaks! Admit it! You love the buzz! And now with the ubiquity of espresso machines and darker, richer coffee, oh man! Hey, but I love galagos, a.k.a. bush babies! How about you? And a galago on a buzz? Yikes! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - ROMAN CATHOLICISM #RomanCatholicism #BillKochman #RomanCatholic #BillsBibleBasics This page contains links to articles regarding Roman Catholicism and its many false doctrines.

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html