Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill If you don't get the joke, just study the image for a while and you will eventually figure it out. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #GodSendsTheRain #GodSendsRain "And it came to pass after many days, that the word of the LORD came to Elijah in the third year, saying, Go, shew thyself unto Ahab; and I will send rain upon the earth . . . And Elijah said unto Ahab, Get thee up, eat and drink; for there is a sound of abundance of rain." 1 Kings 18:1, 41, KJV "Who giveth rain upon the earth, and sendeth waters upon the fields:" Job 5:10, KJV "When he made a decree for the rain, and a way for the lightning of the thunder:" Job 28:26, KJV "Behold, God is great, and we know him not, neither can the number of his years be searched out. For he maketh small the drops of water: they pour down rain according to the vapour thereof: Which the clouds do drop and distil upon man abundantly." Job 36:26-28, KJV "God thundereth marvellously with his voice; great things doeth he, which we cannot comprehend. For he saith to the snow, Be thou on the earth;...

#Poetry #Poem MAKE 'EM BLEED! by Bill Kochman 08-23-2024 The distraction faction is working hard, Boy, just watch them digging up the dirt, Both parties so busy looking for rumors, They want to make their opponents hurt. It does not matter if what's said isn't true, As long as people believe, well it is okay, You gotta make them look the very worst, So they will really flop come election day. That's my boy! Just go dig up some mud, And throw it right in your opponent's face, Rip them apart and just make them bleed, So they can't possibly ever take first place. There is just no time for trying to play nice, You’ve worked so hard to make it this far, So don't be a wimp, take off those gloves, Show that bozo that you are one true star.

#AbrahamsBosom #Lazarus #RichMan This Bill’s Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - DEPRESSION AND LONELINESS #Depression #Loneliness #Depressed #Lonely #SelfPity #Discouragement This page contains links to articles regarding depression, loneliness, self-pity and fighting back and staying positive and busy for the Lord.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Uh-oh, V, watch out! It looks like there is a new alliteration expert in town, and he is serious about exposing the truth about a lot of things, beginning with this! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Using one of the words or phrases which is included in the following list, please describe your current age bracket by posting it in the comment section below. Hint: No one can really see you, so please feel free to lie, cheat or exaggerate if you feel so led, and if it makes you feel better about yourself. We won’t hold it against you. Honest! Thank you! infant child young teenager young adult adult middle-aged elderly old over-the-hill very old one foot on a banana peel ancient walking dead dead 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - CURSES, DISASTERS, DIVINE CHASTISEMENT #Curses #NaturalDisasters #ActOfGod #DivineChastisement #Punish This page contains links to articles regarding curses, disasters, divine judgment and divine chastisement.

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #FilthyLucre #FinancialGain #MaterialGain "Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous . . . Likewise must the deacons be grave, not doubletongued, not given to much wine, not greedy of filthy lucre;" 1 Timothy 3:3, 8, KJV "For a bishop must be blameless, as the steward of God; not selfwilled, not soon angry, not given to wine, no striker, not given to filthy lucre . . . Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake." Titus 1:7, 11, KJV "Feed the flock of God which is among you, taking the oversight thereof, not by constraint, but willingly; not for filthy lucre, but of a ready mind;" 1 Peter 5:2, KJV Note: According to Thayer's Greek English Lexicon, the phrase "filthy lucre" is derived from the Koine Greek word "aischrokerdes", the definition of which is "eage...

#Poetry #Poem FLOOD by Bill Kochman 10-04-2023 I am drowning in politics, It's just everywhere I look, I am really quite sick of it, I need some private nook. They won't leave me alone, Won't you please go away, Stop now with the barrage, I don't care what you say. Seriously I've had enough, A long rest I really need, All of your political rants, I don't have time to read. In my inbox, on my phone, Plus the radio and my TV, What a nuisance you are, Just like some darn flea. But it is a campaign year, So for me there’s no hope, Now I’ve got to figure out, How I am going to cope.

#BirthOfChrist #SolInvictus #Christmas #Saturnalia This Bill's Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #VisitGuam #RealClouds #NoChemtrails #Chemtrails You know you want to! :)

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - KILLING, MURDER AND WAR #Warmongers #War #MilitaryMight #Military #Killing #Murder This page contains links to articles regarding killing, murder, war and military might.

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #LifeOrDeath #BlessingOrCurse #DeathOrLife #CurseOrBlessing "Behold, I set before you this day a blessing and a curse; A blessing, if ye obey the commandments of the LORD your God, which I command you this day: And a curse, if ye will not obey the commandments of the LORD your God, but turn aside out of the way which I command you this day, to go after other gods, which ye have not known." Deuteronomy 11:26-28, KJV "See, I have set before thee this day life and good, and death and evil; In that I command thee this day to love the LORD thy God, to walk in his ways, and to keep his commandments and his statutes and his judgments, that thou mayest live and multiply: and the LORD thy God shall bless thee in the land whither thou goest to possess it. But if thine heart turn away, so that thou wilt not hear, but shalt be drawn away, and worship other gods, and serve them; I denounce unto you this day, that ye shall surely perish, and that y...

#Poetry #Poem SUPPRESSED! by Bill Kochman 09-12-2024 Man, I am so majorly suppressed, There is no other way I can say it, I would think they would not do it, Unless their bosses didn’t okay it. Yes, they answered to Congress, But they lied through their teeth, Exactly how do you think I know? My posts still remain underneath. Yes, it has not made a difference, Shadow banning is still going on, Even tho social network owners, Want to sell us a different song. Oh, how they all love to inform us, How they are big on free speech, But what they try to keep hidden, Is how they also limit your reach. Regardless of whatever you do, Though you post and post all day, The simple truth you will realize, Few folks see what you even say. So let me give this clear warning, To all big-headed network bosses, Tho you still limit our free speech, You will all suffer eternal losses.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#MarriageOfTheLamb #MarriageSupper #Lamb This Bill’s Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill UNIQUE BATHROOM DESIGN At first glance, one may be tempted to mock and ridicule this bathroom design. He may even consider it a major architectural design flaw, or theorize that perhaps the construction workers were drinking on the job. However, that is the furthest thing from the truth. In fact, this design was intentional, and offers some unique advantages over traditional bathroom designs. For example: 1. It prevents the cat from becoming trapped in the bathroom. 2. It is easier to hear when the bathtub water is overflowing. 3. It lowers the risk of suicide. 4. It motivates members of multi-member families to not spend more than their allotted time in the bathroom each morning. 5. An angry spouse can never slam the bathroom door in your face when there is a disagreement. 6. A creaking door will never give you away when you sneak into the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning to do whatever you are doing in there. 7. Inhibits reading girlie mags...

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - HOLY SPIRIT #HolySpirit #HolyGhost #Baptism #Indwelling #Gifts This page contains links to articles regarding the indwelling, anointing and gifts of the Holy Spirit.

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #Abraham #Nations In the Bible, particularly in the Old Testament, when the Scriptures speak about the nations descended from Abraham, it is talking about the Twelve Patriarchs of the Twelve Tribes of Israel and their descendants. In other words, a tribe is a nation in a Biblical sense. Thus, the Twelve Tribes were Twelve Nations which comprised the whole nation of Israel. We see the very same thing happening with Ishmael, who was Abraham's son by his Egyptian handmaid, Hagar. Similar to Jacob, Ishmael had twelve sons who were twelve princes, who each ruled over their own nation -- or tribe -- of people. That is, their descendants. At the same time, not to be confused, the word "nations" is also used in the Scriptures to signify non-Israelite nations who did not worship the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. They are also referred to as Gentiles, from the Hebrew "goy", or plural "goyim". "And when Abram was ninet...

#Poetry #Poem CANNON FODDER by Bill Kochman 11-08-2023 Whether you're America's son or a daughter, Well, sorry, but you're still just cannon fodder. Of course, they'll make you promises galore, Anything to convince you to fight their war. They will talk about patriotism, you will see, Tell you you're helping to spread democracy. Now just go kill the enemy and all will be well, But those countries have all turned into hell. Yes, look at nations where the USA invaded, There is no peace and now America is hated. Go right ahead, count off nations one by one, Not any of them is now democratically run. They all still squabble and they all still fight, So why did we send all our American might? Billions of dollars spent & weapons sent too, One of these days they may use ‘em on you. So when that sly recruiter offers you a chair, Don't be so stupid, man just get out of there!

#SpiritualEnemy #BewareOfSatan #WatchOutForTheDevil This Bill’s Bible Basics 3-part series can be read at billkochman dot com

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Now THIS guy has got the right idea! Why endure decades of tooth decay, pain, sleepless nights, headaches, nauseated stomach, crying your eyes, out, etc., when you can just end all the suffering once and for all! Yessirree, just be brave and have your friendly dentist pull out all of them suckers and get it over with, and live the rest of your life free of dental pain. I did! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - WHAT AND WHY QUESTIONS #Questions #WhatAndWhy #WhyAndWhat #Explanations #Answers This page contains links to articles regarding an assortment of what and why questions.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I don't think this graphic really requires an explanation, does it? I just thought that I would invent a new Latin phrase for a bread heel, even if it is stupid and ridiculous, and even if it isn't really Latin. :) 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #FirstCenturyChurch #1stCenturyChurch #Prophets "And in these days came prophets from Jerusalem unto Antioch. And there stood up one of them named Agabus, and signified by the Spirit that there should be great dearth throughout all the world: which came to pass in the days of Claudius Caesar. Then the disciples, every man according to his ability, determined to send relief unto the brethren which dwelt in Judaea: Which also they did, and sent it to the elders by the hands of Barnabas and Saul." Acts 11:27-30, KJV "Now there were in the church that was at Antioch certain prophets and teachers; as Barnabas, and Simeon that was called Niger, and Lucius of Cyrene, and Manaen, which had been brought up with Herod the tetrarch, and Saul. As they ministered to the Lord, and fasted, the Holy Ghost said, Separate me Barnabas and Saul for the work whereunto I have called them. And when they had fasted and prayed, and laid their hands on them, t...

#Poetry #Poem OVER A CLIFF by Bill Kochman 02-23-2017 I've totally lost faith in the news media, The past year has been the absolute worst, I can barely even look at their headlines, It is time to put those orgs in a hearse. Just go and drive them over a cliff line, Seriously, I honestly just do not care, Their reporting has become so distorted, Nothing about their stories is even fair. On and on those sad reporters continue, As their words butcher, murder and cut, I hope the hearse doesn't have problems, Please don't get stuck in a muddy rut.

#PhinehasPriesthood #Killing #Murder This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - ROMAN CATHOLICISM #RomanCatholicism #BillKochman #RomanCatholic #BillsBibleBasics This page contains links to articles regarding Roman Catholicism and its many false doctrines.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #YouTube #CatVideos #ThumbsDown #DisapprovingCat #Cat #Eljio I asked my cat, Eljio, to review some of the popular cat videos on YouTube. I just wanted his opinion. Really! Well, that dear boy was quite embarrassed by the antics he saw. In fact, he got the mistaken impression that we humans only view our fur babies as our personal form of entertainment. I tried to reason with him, but he has been giving me a serious look of disapproval for the past week. What should I do?

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #GodDoesntNeed #GodDoesntRequire #ChurchBuildings "And it came to pass that night, that the word of the LORD came unto Nathan, saying, Go and tell my servant David, Thus saith the LORD, Shalt thou build me an house for me to dwell in? Whereas I have not dwelt in any house since the time that I brought up the children of Israel out of Egypt, even to this day, but have walked in a tent and in a tabernacle. In all the places wherein I have walked with all the children of Israel spake I a word with any of the tribes of Israel, whom I commanded to feed my people Israel, saying, Why build ye not me an house of cedar?" 2 Samuel 7:4-7, KJV "But will God indeed dwell on the earth? behold, the heaven and heaven of heavens cannot contain thee; how much less this house that I have builded?" 1 Kings 8:27, KJV "But who is able to build him an house, seeing the heaven and heaven of heavens cannot contain him? who am I then, that I should b...

#Poetry #Poem CRAZY CHRISTIAN by Bill Kochman 04-27-2014 Sorry ma'am, but here are the bare facts, I'm a crazy Christian, gonna grind my axe. I love the Lord, and I groove on His Word, I pump out truth, like you've never heard. This has been my life now for many a year, I'm quite harmless, there's nothing to fear. But please grab on to whatever you can, 'Cause when I get goin' I'm a crazy man. I spit out Bible verses a mile a minute, My mind fills up when the Spirit's in it. It's hard to stop when God takes control, Look out there momma 'cause I'm on a roll!

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Come on, you caffeine freaks! Admit it! You love the buzz! And now with the ubiquity of espresso machines and darker, richer coffee, oh man! Hey, but I love galagos, a.k.a. bush babies! How about you? And a galago on a buzz? Yikes! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#ManyAreCalled #FewAreChosen #ChosenByGod #CalledByGod This Bill’s Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - GUN OWNERSHIP AND CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE #GunOwnership #SecondAmendment #CivilDisobedience #OwnAGun #OwningGuns This page contains links to articles regarding gun ownership, the second amendment and civil disobedience.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill P E T I T I O N We, the undersigned, hereby request that upon completion of the first Mars colony by Elon Musk and SpaceX, that all parties listed herein be given automatic citizenship & permanent residency in said habitat with no possibility of return to Earth. Animal abusers Antichrist reprobates Child abusers Drug traffickers Earth destroyers Human traffickers Muslim radicals Sexual deviants Warmongers Whining liberals Add other parties in the comments. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #BeHappy #Happy "Happy is that people, that is in such a case: yea, happy is that people, whose God is the LORD." Psalm 144:15, KJV "Happy is he that hath the God of Jacob for his help, whose hope is in the LORD his God:" Psalm 146:5, KJV "Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that getteth understanding . . . She is a tree of life to them that lay hold upon her: and happy is every one that retaineth her." Proverbs 3:13, 18, KJV "He that despiseth his neighbour sinneth: but he that hath mercy on the poor, happy is he." Proverbs 14:21, KJV "A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken . . . All the days of the afflicted are evil: but he that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast." Proverbs 15:13, 15, KJV "He that handleth a matter wisely shall find good: and whoso trusteth in the LORD, happy is he." Proverbs 16:20, KJV "A m...

#Poetry #Poem A PRICE TOO HIGH by Bill Kochman 01-13-2017 Once there was a rich young ruler, Tho well-meaning he called Jesus good, He asked the Lord about Life Eternal, Desiring to go to Heaven if he could. The young man was very self-righteous, He claimed he had kept all the Laws, But what Jesus told him thereafter, Gave that sad, poor boy great pause. The Lord had said "Give up your riches", Oh what a high price for him to pay, The ruler went away with much sorrow, No Eternal Life he gained that day.

#Strangers #Pilgrims #Foreigners #Aliens This Bill’s Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - FLAT EARTH AND HOLLOW EARTH #FlatEarth #HollowEarth #AdmiralByrd #Firmament This page contains links to articles regarding the Flat Earth Theory and the Hollow Earth Theory.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Here is how to determine how honest your online friends are. Post the crappiest photo you have of yourself. Wait and see how many of your friends respond with "Great photo!" or "Nice photo!" Either they REALLY are your true friends who simply ignore the fact that you are obviously slowly falling apart, or else they are flat out LIARS! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — within the United States, he di...

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