Bill Kochman

#JesusIsNotComing #AtAnyMoment #FigTree #AtAnyMinute #AnyDayNow This Bill’s Bible Basics 7-part series can be read at billkochman dot com

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill So where do YOU stand, partner? If you don't like any of the available NORMAL options, please feel free to add your own in the comments section. Play nice! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY #Science #Technology #ModernScience #ModernTechnology This page contains links to articles regarding science and technology, and how they relate to our Christian faith.

#Salvation EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus yet? To learn more, you may proceed accordingly to billkochman dot com

#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #GodsSpotlessBride #Blameless #WithoutSpot #Bride Please note that in the following verses, the word "blameless" is derived from the Greek word "anegkletos", which means to be free from fault and defect or unsullied: "So that ye come behind in no gift; waiting for the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall also confirm you unto the end, that ye may be blameless in the day of our Lord Jesus Christ." 1 Corinthians 1:7-8, KJV "That ye may be blameless and harmless, the sons of God, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom ye shine as lights in the world;" Philippians 2:15, KJV "Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God. Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let th...

#Poetry #Poem MOCKER by Bill Kochman 08-27-2024 They say there's none so blind, As the man who refuses to see, Although you tell him the truth, Yet he still much prefers to flee. He will hide alone in darkness, As he proudly resists the light, He will harden his wicked heart, Although he knows you're right. Laughing from his dark corner, He will mock our righteous God, Oh what misguided foolishness, For someday he will feel the rod. But for now he just doesn't care, Thus he will fling verbal abuse, He will call you childish names, He's hoping to shake you loose. However if you resist his taunts, Just watch how angry he will get, He realizes he hasn't any power, To ever make you really upset. That man is a child of the Devil, So the Devil's work he must do, But he will face an angry God, When his sad life is finally thru.

#Masada #Sicarii #Fortress #Silva This Bill's Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - THE ANTICHRIST #Antichrist #Beast #DonaldTrump #ElonMusk #Nero This page contains links to articles regarding the Antichrist, or Beast.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Here is how to determine how honest your online friends are. Post the crappiest photo you have of yourself. Wait and see how many of your friends respond with "Great photo!" or "Nice photo!" Either they REALLY are your true friends who simply ignore the fact that you are obviously slowly falling apart, or else they are flat out LIARS! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Salvation EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus yet? To learn more, you may proceed accordingly to billkochman dot com

#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #HypocrisyOfTheJews #JewishHypocrisy #Hypocrisy #Hypocrites "Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven. Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth: That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly. And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites ‭are‭: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.‭ But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father w...

#Poetry #Poem SKEWED VIEWS by Bill Kochman 03-20-2023 I am really sorry to have to tell you, And although I'm not trying to be rude, Well, the simple truth of the matter, Is that your beliefs are rather skewed. You embrace the Futurist perspective, Which puts prophecies in times ahead, Yet if you carefully inspect the Bible, You will discover you have been misled. The deception began in the early 1800s, In both Great Britain and in the U.S., With MacDonald, Darby & the Millerites, Who all created quite a doctrinal mess. Through a misinterpretation of Daniel, They arrived at the wrong conclusion, And tho a Great Disappointment came, Today there's still doctrinal confusion. Many have hopped on the bandwagon, From Left Behind to Adventists & more, Yet they'll all end up so disappointed, Just like those Millerites were before. P lease listen to my words in this poem, Because I was once under a delusion, I likewise believed as I had too heard, Till God gave m...

#KJVBible #KingJamesBible #AuthorizedVersion This Bill’s Bible Basics 4-part series can be read at billkochman dot com

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Seriously. Trying to get quality tech support from some companies and developers can really be challenging and quite frustrating, can't it? Once you've purchased their product or service, and they've got your money, oh boy oh boy! They have built up such a tall wall around themselves comprised of annoying response bots, that it is next to impossible to speak with a REAL person. How aggravating! That's why you need to keep pestering them with email after email, and phone call after phone call, until they finally respond to your questions and provide you with the service that you deserve. Don't become disappointed and give in, because that is EXACTLY what some of those high and mighty tech people want you to do. Fight on! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - FACEBOOK AND FALSE PROPHETS #Facebook #FalseProphets #SocialNetworks This page contains links to articles regarding Facebook and Facebook false prophets.

#Salvation EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus yet? To learn more, you may proceed accordingly to billkochman dot com

#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #Laborers #Rewards #Reward #HeavenlyRewards #RewardsInHeaven "Thou shalt not muzzle the ox when he treadeth out the corn." Deuteronomy 25:4, KJV "For a day in thy courts is better than a thousand. I had rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God, than to dwell in the tents of wickedness." Psalm 84:10, KJV "Then saith he unto his disciples, The harvest truly is plenteous, but the labourers are few; Pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he will send forth labourers into his harvest." Matthew 9:37-38, KJV "For the kingdom of heaven is like unto a man that is an householder, which went out early in the morning to hire labourers into his vineyard. And when he had agreed with the labourers for a penny a day, he sent them into his vineyard. And he went out about the third hour, and saw others standing idle in the marketplace, And said unto them; Go ye also into the vineyard, and whatsoever is right I will giv...

#Poetry #Poem MISGUIDED MESSENGERS by Bill Kochman 03-30-2023 How many times have we heard it, From famous preachers and more, When it comes to Christ's Return, They have said He is at the door. Over and over they have told us, While the years keep passing by, Something's seriously wrong here, Have they been promoting a lie? Clearly, every single one of them, Has eventually fallen on their face, One false prediction after another, It is really such a terrible disgrace. But why do they all keep failing? What is it that they refuse to see? Now if I may offer my own opinion, They've misunderstood prophecy. Yes, trying to force the Scriptures, To conform to their point of view, Is not the way to teach the Bible, It could result in a confusing stew. If they try to make some verse say, What the Lord just did not intend, There is certainly a good chance, The Most High they could offend. Rather than be true messengers, Sharing the light of God's Word, They’ll be misguided messe...

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Sometimes it can be REALLY hard to get people to interact with your posts. Well, here is one gal who is more than eager to participate. In fact, she is just DYING to become involved! Are you following her yet? :) TALK ABOUT DEDICATION! -- Wow! Now THAT is what I call being eager to participate! What a great addition she'd make to our community here. Well ... except for the stench, and that nasty habit of always wanting to eat human flesh. Maybe we can keep a cage full of Democrats for her. Whaddaya think? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Saints #Holiness #Perfectionism #Perfect This Bill’s Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - KILLING, MURDER AND WAR #Warmongers #War #MilitaryMight #Military #Killing #Murder This page contains links to articles regarding killing, murder, war and military might.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I thought we needed a day between Saturday and Sunday So I worked on it ... Hmmph ... Errrm ... Umph. It took a bit of pushing and pulling on those letters, but I think that I found found the perfect unified solution of Saturday and Sunday. Here ya go: SAUNTERDAY. You can just relax & saunter around doing nothing. So how did I do? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Salvation EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus yet? To learn more, you may proceed accordingly to billkochman dot com

#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #GodsImmigrationSystem #GodsSecuritySystem #Wall New Jerusalem has a perimeter wall over 200 feet high with twelve gates to control the flow of traffic into and out of the city. Only the saved are allowed into the city, and no one else: "‭‭And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,‭ ‭‭Having the glory of God: and her light ‭was‭ like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal;‭ ‭‭And had a wall great and high, ‭and‭ had twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels, and names written thereon, which are ‭the names‭ of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel:‭ ‭‭On the east three gates; on the north three gates; on the south three gates; and on the west three gates.‭ ‭‭And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.‭ ‭‭And he that talked with me had ...

#Poetry #Poem THE ONLINE THING by Bill Kochman 11-01-2024 There is so much online banter, No matter which way you swing, Some people share the Gospel, Others are into the politics thing. Music vids occupy a high place, Astronomy pics are also one fav, If you post something really cool, All your friends will no doubt rave. Silly jokes are likewise common, Some will surely make you laugh, Yet others won't make the mark, You'll think that person's so daft. Pets and animals are so popular, Some folks prefer food and drink, Whatever your particular interest, You're free to say what you think. Indeed there are so many voices, I mean like you have never heard, Some posts are rather sensible, While others seem totally absurd. Just a hodgepodge of opinions, With some of them you will agree, If not you can simply scroll on by, That's the right of speech liberty.

#OnceSavedAlwaysSaved #EternalSalvation #OSAS This Bill's Bible Basics 3-part series can be read at billkochman dot com

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Uh-oh, V, watch out! It looks like there is a new alliteration expert in town, and he is serious about exposing the truth about a lot of things, beginning with this! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill SHOULD WE EVEN BOTHER TO TELL THE OLD GEEZER? Sometimes, the solutions to life’s problems are very simple, but in our impatience, we tend to over- look them. “It will be so easy for you, Grandpa. You will learn to use it in no time at all so we can video chat” they insisted. Bah, hambug! Why doesn’t that darn thing even work?! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #WorksOfTheLaw #SelfRighteousWorks #Works "But Israel, which followed after the law of righteousness, hath not attained to the law of righteousness. Wherefore? Because they sought it not by faith, but as it were BY THE WORKS OF THE LAW. For they stumbled at that stumblingstone; As it is written, Behold, I lay in Sion a stumblingstone and rock of offence: and whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed." Romans 9:31-33, KJV "Knowing that a man is not justified BY THE WORKS OF THE LAW, but by the faith of Jesus Christ, even we have believed in Jesus Christ, that we might be justified by the faith of Christ, and not BY THE WORKS OF THE LAW: for BY THE WORKS OF THE LAW shall no flesh be justified." Galatians 2:16, KJV "This only would I learn of you, Received ye the Spirit BY THE WORKS OF THE LAW, or by the hearing of faith? . . . He therefore that ministereth to you the Spirit, and worketh miracles among you, doeth he it BY...

#Poetry #Poem CRAZY AS A LOON by Bill Kochman 04-08-2014 Crazy as a loon they have described me, A misguided, hopeless idealist at best, Whose lost touch with earthly reality, As I doggedly pursue my Heavenly Quest. Get your feet on the ground they bellow, Banish all talk of God from your mind, Please act normal like the rest of us, And true happiness you'll finally find. But I say it is they who are deluded, Their castles will crumble one sad day, My goal is eternal Heavenly Treasures, And a Kingdom that won't perish away.

#Easter #Ishtar #Ashtoreth #Astarte #Ashtaroth This Bill’s Bible Basics 7-part series can be read at billkochman dot com

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - DONALD TRUMP AND ELON MUSK #DonaldTrump #ElonMusk #PresidentTrump This page contains links to articles regarding Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Wow! Imagine that! Now is this not the strangest coincidence, or what?! Different experiences, but the very same end result! Am I on to something? The truth has been in front of our eyes all along. Even Walt Disney apparently knew and tried to drop us a hint. :) Seriously. Those deceptive Democrats should just listen to the Spirit of God and tell the truth, just as Pinocchio should have listened to Jiminy Cricket and kept himself out of all of that trouble. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #Avoid #AppearanceOfEvil #EvilAppearance "Abstain from all appearance of evil." 1 Thessalonians 5:22, KJV "The night is far spent, the day is at hand: let us therefore cast off the works of darkness, and let us put on the armour of light." Romans 13:12, KJV "For ye were sometimes darkness, but now are ye light in the Lord: walk as children of light . . . And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather REPROVE them." Ephesians 5:8, 11, KJV "Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that, whereas they speak against you as evildoers, they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation. Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme; Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well. For so is the will of God, th...

#Poetry #Poem YEAH, I ALREADY KNOW by Bill Kochman 01-12-2017 "Oh, yeah, yeah, I already know", We have so often heard it said, Usually it comes from the young, So lifted up in their own head. Convinced that they're so smart, They refuse to listen to the old, But it is not a very wise move, Take heed to what is being told. That person has lived much more, God has taught them many things, So if you want to be smart too, Listen to what your elder brings.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill While I am joking about it here, this is no laughing matter. These profile impersonators can be downright deceptive dangerous, even conning you out of money if you are not careful. At the very least, depending on what kind of content they post in your name, it can leave you very embarrassed! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Dracula #Nosferatu #Twilight #Vampires This Bill’s Bible Basics 4-part series can be read at billkochman dot com

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - SPIRITUAL GIFTS #SpiritualGifts #GiftsOfTheSpirit #Prophecy #Tongues #Prophesy #SpeakingInTongues This page contains links to articles regarding spiritual gifts such as prophecy, speaking in tongues, etc.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #Poem I really don’t participate in all of the Bernie memes, mainly because I don’t believe in ridiculing people just because they embrace views which are different from my own. However, I saw this graphic on my Facebook friend’s timeline. So, I got a sudden inspiration, started joking around, and I ended up composing the following silly poem. My friend complimented me, apparently appreciating my humor and sarcasm. So, I decided to share the poem with all of my friends here. Thus, here you go. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - OTHER BELIEF SYSTEMS #OtherBeliefs #OtherReligions #BeliefSystem #NonChristianBeliefs This page contains links to articles regarding other non-Christian belief systems.

#Salvation EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus yet? To learn more, you may proceed accordingly to billkochman dot com

#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #ForgiveOneAnother #ForgiveEachOther "And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors . . . For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you: But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses." Matthew 6:12, 14-15, KJV "Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy." Matthew 5:7, KJV "Then his lord, after that he had called him, said unto him, O thou wicked servant, I forgave thee all that debt, because thou desiredst me: Shouldest not thou also have had compassion on thy fellowservant, even as I had pity on thee? And his lord was wroth, and delivered him to the tormentors, till he should pay all that was due unto him. So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses." Matthew 18:32-35, KJV "And forgive us our sins; for we also forgive every one tha...

#Poetry #Poem IT'S NO SECRET by Bill Kochman 06-17-2018 It's not in me, and it's not in you, It's only God who can see us through. For if you think you can do it well, Make no mistake, you're bound to fail. You can surely boast in your pride, But only fools in God do not abide. Our strength alone is just not enough, We'll fall down when the going's tough. It's no secret where our strength lies, On Jesus alone we must keep our eyes. Yes, we are weak, but He is strong, So trust in Him to sing victory's song.

#PresidentialElection #DonaldTrump #KamalaHarris This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I don't think this graphic really requires an explanation, does it? I just thought that I would invent a new Latin phrase for a bread heel, even if it is stupid and ridiculous, and even if it isn't really Latin. :) 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - MARK OF THE BEAST #MarkOfTheBeast #MOTB #Antichrist #Beast This page contains links to articles regarding the Mark of the Beast, a.k.a. MOTB or 666.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Yeah, I realize that the election has not occurred yet. But you know, I just thought it would be smart to get ahead of the curve & start offering these out-of-country tickets before the mad rush begins to occur. So, for a limited time only, for all you celebs and other people who are planning to leave the country if your candidate doesn’t win, I’m offering these tickets at only half price. Yes, you heard me right! Half price! Any takers? 😂 😆 😀 🤣