Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Wow! Imagine that! Now is this not the strangest coincidence, or what?! Different experiences, but the very same end result! Am I on to something? The truth has been in front of our eyes all along. Even Walt Disney apparently knew and tried to drop us a hint. :) Seriously. Those deceptive Democrats should just listen to the Spirit of God and tell the truth, just as Pinocchio should have listened to Jiminy Cricket and kept himself out of all of that trouble. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #DrinkingBlood #DrinkBlood #Forbidden #Prohibited "But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat. And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the life of man." Genesis 9:4-5, KJV "And whatsoever man there be of the house of Israel, or of the strangers that sojourn among you, that eateth any manner of blood; I will even set my face against that soul that eateth blood, and will cut him off from among his people. For the life of the flesh is in the blood: and I have given it to you upon the altar to make an atonement for your souls: for it is the blood that maketh an atonement for the soul. Therefore I said unto the children of Israel, No soul of you shall eat blood, neither shall any stranger that sojourneth among you eat blood. And whatsoever man there be of the children of ...

#Poetry #Poem HEAVEN IS REAL by Bill Kochman 05-11-2014 Heaven is real, I know that it's true, It's a wonderful place, beyond the blue. Nothing on Earth, can possibly compare, Faith in Jesus alone, can take us there. All other paths, will only lead to loss, God demands, the narrow way of the Cross. This life is nothing, we'll all soon die, Act quickly, reserve your place in the sky. Don't be deceived, by the things of Earth, All that it offers, is of little worth. Put your faith, in the great God of Love, And His City, that comes down from above.

#Passover #Pentecost #FiftyDays This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - SATAN AND DEMONS #Satan #Devil #Lucifer #Demons This page contains links to articles regarding Satan -- a.k.a. the Devil or Lucifer -- and demons.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I don't think this graphic really requires an explanation, does it? I just thought that I would invent a new Latin phrase for a bread heel, even if it is stupid and ridiculous, and even if it isn't really Latin. :) 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #DontHardenYourHeart #DoNotHardenYourHeart "Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the LORD, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward. Why should ye be stricken any more? ye will revolt more and more: the whole head is sick, and the whole heart faint. From the sole of the foot even unto the head there is no soundness in it; but wounds, and bruises, and putrifying sores: they have not been closed, neither bound up, neither mollified with ointment." Isaiah 1:4-6, KJV "Wherefore the Lord said, Forasmuch as this people draw near me with their mouth, and with their lips do honour me, but have removed their heart far from me, and their fear toward me is taught by the precept of men: Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise...

#Poetry #Poem I'M SO SORRY, LUCY by Bill Kochman 12-06-2016 I am so very sorry dear Lucy, Your story doesn't fit the bill, Though they tried to convince us, Evo' ladder you just don't fill. But what I found most alarming, Scientists taken by your spell, If they were deceived so quickly, How can common folks really tell? So I will just accept the Bible, It makes human creation so plain, But as far as so-called evolution, I really find it flat out insane.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill P E T I T I O N We, the undersigned, hereby request that upon completion of the first Mars colony by Elon Musk and SpaceX, that all parties listed herein be given automatic citizenship & permanent residency in said habitat with no possibility of return to Earth. Animal abusers Antichrist reprobates Child abusers Drug traffickers Earth destroyers Human traffickers Muslim radicals Sexual deviants Warmongers Whining liberals Add other parties in the comments. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - DEBATES AND BIBLE INTERPRETATION #DoctrinalDebates #BibleInterpretation #Debate #Interpretation This page contains links to articles regarding doctrinal debates and proper Bible interpretation.

#JesusChrist #YeshuaMessiah #Legalism This Bill’s Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #StrongInTheLord #BeStrong "Hast thou not known? hast thou not heard, that the everlasting God, the LORD, the Creator of the ends of the earth, fainteth not, neither is weary? there is no searching of his understanding. He giveth power to the faint; and to them that have no might he increaseth strength. Even the youths shall faint and be weary, and the young men shall utterly fall: But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint." Isaiah 40:28-31, KJV "Then he answered and spake unto me, saying, This is the word of the LORD unto Zerubbabel, saying, Not by might, nor by power, but by my spirit, saith the LORD of hosts." Zechariah 4:6, KJV "I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgment is just; because I seek not mine own will, but the will of the Father which hath sent me." ...

#Poetry #Poem VOTING IN AMERICA by Bill Kochman 10-17-2024 The more they can do undercover, The more they can likewise cheat, Thus they're all for mail-in ballots, As their opponent they try to beat. And then there are those illegals, To them voting is not even a right, I suspect we'll have hanky-panky, If the race is just looking too tight. And what about those dead folks? Man, they are such a patriotic lot, They all still try to vote anyways, Tho they are dead they just forgot. We have also got double-dippers, From another state or other town, They cheat & vote multiple times, So their candidate wins the crown. Now as for the voting drop boxes, Paint in big letters “CHEAT HERE”, Thus I ask should we be surprised, When we see who's prez next year? They keep saying it is too big to rig, But they have such a devious plan, So I just honestly have to wonder, If it will be won by the rightful man.

#AlienLife #ExtraterrestrialLife #Aliens #IntelligentLife #AlienIntelligence #Isaiah4518 This Bill’s Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #Poem I really don’t participate in all of the Bernie memes, mainly because I don’t believe in ridiculing people just because they embrace views which are different from my own. However, I saw this graphic on my Facebook friend’s timeline. So, I got a sudden inspiration, started joking around, and I ended up composing the following silly poem. My friend complimented me, apparently appreciating my humor and sarcasm. So, I decided to share the poem with all of my friends here. Thus, here you go. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #Futility #HebrewRoots #JewishLegalism "Are ye so foolish? having begun in the Spirit, are ye now made perfect by the flesh? . . . There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus." Galatians 3:3, 28, KJV "Neither give heed to fables and ENDLESS GENEALOGIES, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do." 1 Timothy 1:4, KJV "But avoid foolish questions, and GENEALOGIES, and contentions, and strivings about the law; for they are unprofitable and vain." Titus 3:9, KJV "It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life." John 6:63, KJV "But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his." Romans 8:9, KJV ...

#Poetry #Poem GOD'S GREAT TABLE by Bill Kochman 04-12-2014 Some like milk, while others like meat, Bless my soul, God's Word can't be beat. If you are dirty, it will clean you up, If you are thirsty, it will fill your cup. If you are down, it will cheer your soul, If you are sick, it will make you whole. If you are lonely, it will heal your heart, It will save you too, if you do your part. Yes, God's amazing Word is just that great, So serve some soon on your spiritual plate. He invites you if you're willing and able, To sit down and feast at His great table.

#DeadToTheLaw #LawVersusGrace #GraceVersusLaw This Bill’s Bible Basics 7-part series can be read at billkochman dot com

#Poetry #Poem UFO HIDE AND SEEK by Bill Kochman 05-28-2026 Everyone is so quite excited, About this UFO Disclosure, But I really have to wonder, If it will truly be full exposure. Simply a government game, May be all that we really get, So much unimpressive stuff, We get bored & soon forget. Could that be the real game, As grainy vids & pics we see, While they withhold the best, I think more likely probably. Yes, in our day and age of 4K, Even phones shoot so clear, But what they have released, Is enough to make one jeer. Of course they’ve got players, Who are raving left and right, “Wow, it is all so impressive! At last our gov sees the light!” But now are they being honest, About what they really know? Sorry, but I am still a skeptic, It’s all just one big empty show. What I see is simply distraction, They are not saying very much, The evidence we desire to see, They continue to tightly clutch. Some say it is a slow buildup, They will get to what we want, But what if they are...

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill If I seem a little distracted or cognitively disoriented, it may possibly be because sometimes I can become a bit detached from my reality. Some folks may accuse me of being mentally deficient, or maybe somewhat lost in wonderland due to my being temporarily disassociated from my environment. But I can assure you that I am not deceived, or for that matter intentionally denying the truth. Mixed up or confused? Maybe, but definitely not suffering from cognitive dissonance or in denial of anything. Have you considered that it is perhaps your perspective which is out of sync? Thus, before you assume that I am deluded, please note that we all live in the matrix. So, have I made myself clear? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY #Science #Technology #ModernScience #ModernTechnology This page contains links to articles regarding science and technology, and how they relate to our Christian faith.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Wow! Imagine that! Now is this not the strangest coincidence, or what?! Different experiences, but the very same end result! Am I on to something? The truth has been in front of our eyes all along. Even Walt Disney apparently knew and tried to drop us a hint. :) Seriously. Those deceptive Democrats should just listen to the Spirit of God and tell the truth, just as Pinocchio should have listened to Jiminy Cricket and kept himself out of all of that trouble. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Salvation EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus yet? To learn more, you may proceed accordingly to billkochman dot com

#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #GiveGloryToGod #GiveGloryToTheLord #GiveGlory #GloryToGod "I am the LORD: that is my name: and my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images." Isaiah 42:8, KJV "But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty; And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are: That no flesh should glory in his presence. But of him are ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption: That, according as it is written, He that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord." 1 Corinthians 1:27-31, KJV "Therefore let no man glory in men. For all things are yours;" 1 Corinthians 3:21, KJV "And these things, brethren, I have in a figure transferred to mysel...

#Poetry #Poem LIZARD LADY by Bill Kochman 09-23-2024 She has got a fake smile & her fake talk, That lady should go and take a long walk. I listened to her speak for a minute or two, Oh man, that is all I was really able to do. Now, yes, she seemed to be saying a lot, But in the end it was simply all empty rot. I mean just no substance that I could see, Oh Lord, please don't let her president be. Supporting evil with such a crooked smile, Trying to make it seem good all the while. I didn't detect in her a single sincere bone, Though she tried to deceive with her tone. Her vision for America is frightful indeed, That woman wants to sow a wicked seed. The agenda she pushes is an ungodly pile, She promotes sinful things that are so vile. So if you're smart, don't give her your vote, Just send her packing on some slow boat.

#TreasureInEarthenVessels #PromiseOfTheSpirit #HolySpirit This Bill's Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at billkochman dot com

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - BIG BUSINESS #BigBusiness #ProfitMargin #BusinessWorld #Tariffs #Taxes #Employees This page contains links to articles regarding Big Business and all things related to it.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - FACEBOOK AND FALSE PROPHETS #Facebook #FalseProphets #SocialNetworks This page contains links to articles regarding Facebook and Facebook false prophets.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Uh-oh, V, watch out! It looks like there is a new alliteration expert in town, and he is serious about exposing the truth about a lot of things, beginning with this! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Seriously! I REALLY find it annoying! Will you PLEASE get that hair off of there! THANKS! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - SUPERNATURAL ENTITIES #SupernaturalEntities #Ghosts #Spirits #Angels This page contains links to articles regarding supernatural entities such as Angels, ghosts and demons.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #VisitGuam #RealClouds #NoChemtrails #Chemtrails You know you want to! :)

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - FUTURISM #Futurism #Futurist #BibleProphecy #Prophecies This page contains links to articles regarding the doctrine of Futurism.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Seriously. Trying to get quality tech support from some companies and developers can really be challenging and quite frustrating, can't it? Once you've purchased their product or service, and they've got your money, oh boy oh boy! They have built up such a tall wall around themselves comprised of annoying response bots, that it is next to impossible to speak with a REAL person. How aggravating! That's why you need to keep pestering them with email after email, and phone call after phone call, until they finally respond to your questions and provide you with the service that you deserve. Don't become disappointed and give in, because that is EXACTLY what some of those high and mighty tech people want you to do. Fight on! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #Justified #MadeRighteous #ThroughJesus #ByJesus #Righteousness #Righteous "And by him all that believe are justified from all things, from which ye could not be justified by the law of Moses." Acts 13:39, KJV "Now we know that what things soever the law saith, it saith to them who are under the law: that every mouth may be stopped, and all the world may become guilty before God. Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin. But now the righteousness of God without the law is manifested, being witnessed by the law and the prophets; Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith i...

#Poetry #Poem RIGHTLY DIVIDING by Bill Kochman 02-18-2023 If you are going to teach God's Word, Please make sure you're doing it right, Comparing scripture with scripture, And be led by the Holy Spirit's light. But to your own human understanding, No, you should not ever dare to lean, For if by error you choose to do this, It won't be what those verses mean. Yet sadly we see in our current time, That this is what so many people do, They twist and pervert God's Word, Beware friend that you don't do it too. There are now a lot of false doctrines, Being taught by many misguided men, Folks who should not even be teaching, They need to learn Bible basics again. Yes, they're so puffed up in their pride, When they really know nothing at all, They're deceiving and being deceived, And causing God's young sheep to fall. There is so much doctrinal confusion, Brethren all caught up in some debate, They need to stop and come to realize, Sowing discord God ...

#BirthOfChrist #DateOfBirth #Christmas #BirthOfJesus This Bill’s Bible Basics 3-part series can be read at billkochman dot com

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — within the United States, he di...

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill While I am joking about it here, this is no laughing matter. These profile impersonators can be downright deceptive dangerous, even conning you out of money if you are not careful. At the very least, depending on what kind of content they post in your name, it can leave you very embarrassed! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #RedSeaDivided #DividedTheRedSea #RedSea #Divided "And Moses stretched out his hand over the sea; and the LORD caused the sea to go back by a strong east wind all that night, and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided. And the children of Israel went into the midst of the sea upon the dry ground: and the waters were a wall unto them on their right hand, and on their left. And the Egyptians pursued, and went in after them to the midst of the sea, even all Pharaoh's horses, his chariots, and his horsemen. And it came to pass, that in the morning watch the LORD looked unto the host of the Egyptians through the pillar of fire and of the cloud, and troubled the host of the Egyptians, And took off their chariot wheels, that they drave them heavily: so that the Egyptians said, Let us flee from the face of Israel; for the LORD fighteth for them against the Egyptians. And the LORD said unto Moses, Stretch out thine hand over the sea, tha...

#Poetry #Poem THE PROCESS by Bill Kochman 08-20-2024 My mom sometimes wonders, How I write my poems so fast, Well, to be perfectly honest, It is really quite an easy task. I just get sudden inspirations, As words begin to fill my head, I write so many on my iPhone, While I relax comfy in my bed. I cannot say that I even know, Where each poem may lead, It is a moment by moment act, Like a word adventure indeed. After I get the main structure, I will go back and edit it a bit, And then once I feel satisfied, At last it is finally time to quit.