Quirky Bill -- Mars Petition



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P E T I T I O N

We, the undersigned, hereby request that upon completion of the first Mars colony by Elon Musk and SpaceX, that all parties listed herein be given automatic citizenship & permanent residency in said habitat with no possibility of return to Earth.

Animal abusers
Antichrist reprobates
Child abusers
Drug traffickers
Earth destroyers
Human traffickers
Muslim radicals
Sexual deviants
Warmongers
Whining liberals

Add other parties in the comments.

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