Bill Kochman

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #TestimonyAgainstThem "Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves. But beware of men: for they will deliver you up to the councils, and they will scourge you in their synagogues; And ye shall be brought before governors and kings for my sake, for A TESTIMONY AGAINST THEM and the Gentiles." Matthew 10:16-18, KJV "And he said unto them, In what place soever ye enter into an house, there abide till ye depart from that place. And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for A TESTIMONY AGAINST THEM. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city." Mark 6:10-11, KJV "But take heed to yourselves: for they shall deliver you up to councils; and in the synagogues ye shall be beaten: and ye shall...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry TRAPPED IN THE GRID by Bill Kochman 09-06-2024 Now going back almost fifty years or so, Karl said to never leave home without it, As we fast forward to this present time, We see few people ever seem to doubt it. But it is no longer those traveler cheques, You see, now it is something totally new, If for some reason you forget this thing, It could really leave you in a major stew. It's a device to be connected all the time, Whether you eat, sleep, or are at work, Many folks have their face so deep in it, I worry without it they might go berserk. But I must warn you of the sinister side, Because you really have a right to know, Buried deep within that device you love, GPS let's them know everywhere you go. Indeed, it's true that because of that tech, They could know everything that you did, After all, you are merely a pawn to them, Who they track on the global Matrix grid. Oh, how indeed it was such a clever plan, To cre...

#SpiritualWarfare #Battles #Persecution This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill While I am joking about it here, this is no laughing matter. These profile impersonators can be downright deceptive dangerous, even conning you out of money if you are not careful. At the very least, depending on what kind of content they post in your name, it can leave you very embarrassed! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #YouTube #CatVideos #ThumbsDown #DisapprovingCat #Cat #Eljio I asked my cat, Eljio, to review some of the popular cat videos on YouTube. I just wanted his opinion. Really! Well, that dear boy was quite embarrassed by the antics he saw. In fact, he got the mistaken impression that we humans only view our fur babies as our personal form of entertainment. I tried to reason with him, but he has been giving me a serious look of disapproval for the past week. What should I do?

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #BeContent #Contentment "And said, Naked came I out of my mother’s womb, and naked shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD." Job 1:21, KJV "Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also . . . No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon." Matthew 6:19-21, 24, KJV "And they that use this world, as not abusing it: for the fashion of this world passeth away." 1 Corinthians 7:31, KJV "Not that I speak in respect of want: for I ...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry PET ADVICE by Bill Kochman 10-09-2024 If you want to be cuddled, well get yourself a dog, If you like stuff that jumps, well get yourself a frog. If you want to be mastered, well get yourself a cat, If it’s okay to be bitten, well then get yourself a rat. If you like to talk a while, well get yourself a parrot, If you decide on a cute rabbit, you’ll need a carrot. If you choose to get a fish, you’ll need lots of water, If you like eating clams, well get yourself an otter. If you like creepy things, well get yourself a snake, But please don’t get a boa, it could be a big mistake. If house flies are a million, well get a chameleon, But consider getting a bat, if the flies are a zillion. If you drink plenty of milk, well get yourself a cow, But if mud to you is cool, well get yourself a sow. If you get yourself a horse, you’ll need lots of hay, But if you get a hippo, I don’t know what to say.

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Culicidae Zelenskyy - Native to the east European country of Ukraine, this member of the mosquito family has a rather unusual diet. Rather than feed on the blood of mammals, or on various plant nectars, this parasite survives by sucking up vast quantities of money, particularly dollars from the USA. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #PrayersOfJesus #JesusPrayers #JesusPrays #PrayersMadeByJesus #JesusPraying "‭After this manner‭ therefore‭ pray‭‭ ye‭: Our‭ Father‭ which‭ art in‭ heaven‭, Hallowed be‭‭ thy‭ name‭.‭Thy‭ kingdom‭ come‭‭. Thy‭ will‭ be done‭‭ in‭ earth‭, as‭‭ ‭it is‭ in‭ heaven‭.‭Give‭‭ us‭ this day‭ our‭ daily‭ bread‭.‭And‭ forgive‭‭ us‭ our‭ debts‭, as‭‭ we‭ forgive‭‭ our‭ debtors‭.‭And‭ lead‭‭ us‭ not‭ into‭ temptation‭, but‭ deliver‭‭ us‭ from‭ evil‭: For‭ thine‭ is‭‭ the kingdom‭, and‭ the power‭, and‭ the glory‭, for‭ ever‭. Amen‭." Matthew 6:9-13, KJV "‭And‭ when he had sent‭‭ the multitudes‭ away‭‭, he went up‭‭ into‭ a mountain‭ apart‭‭ to pray‭‭: and‭ when the evening‭ was come‭‭, he was‭‭ there‭ alone‭." Matthew 14:23, KJV "‭And‭ he went‭‭ a little‭ further‭‭, and fell‭‭ on‭ his‭ face‭, and‭ prayed‭‭, saying‭‭, O my‭ Father‭, if‭ it be‭‭ possible‭, let‭‭ this‭ cup‭ pass‭‭ from‭ me‭: neverthel...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry AWAY WITH WOKENESS! by Bill Kochman 03-10-2023 Away with your wokeness, Please keep it far from me, I don't have any interest, In your ungodly liberality. Your ideas make me sick, How you defy God's Laws, When His judgments fall, He will have a just cause. Yet you keep on rebelling, Saying His ways are wrong, But when He lights the fire, You'll sing a different song. Then you'll plead for mercy, Although it will be too late, You lived in your defiance, So accept your coming fate.

#VerseADay #FightDiscouragement #KeepTheDoubtsAway This Bill's Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — wit...

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - HOLY SPIRIT #HolySpirit #HolyGhost #Baptism #Indwelling #Gifts This page contains links to articles regarding the indwelling, anointing and gifts of the Holy Spirit. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-holy-spirit.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill INVASIVE SPECIES IDENTIFIED! DO NOT GO BAREFOOT! If you should at any time see or encounter the creature which is shown in the accompanying photograph, do NOT make any attempt to approach it; because if you do, it may very well be the last thing that you ever do in this present life. In particular, do NOT make any attempt to smash it with your foot! I repeat, even though you may be very tempted to do so, do NOT make any attempt to smash the creature with your foot! I cannot over-emphasize the importance of this point! Allow me to explain to you why this health advisory is being issued. As should be rather evident by its appearance, this devilish-looking creature possesses a very hard exoskeleton. That being the case, if you were to really try smashing it with your foot, it is quite possible — and in fact, highly likely — that one of its very sharp appendages would penetrate your footwear — assuming you are wearing any — an...

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #TheLastDays #LastDays "And Jacob called unto his sons, and said, Gather yourselves together, that I may tell you that which shall befall you in the last days." Genesis 49:1, KJV "And it shall come to pass in the last days, that the mountain of the LORD’S house shall be established in the top of the mountains, and shall be exalted above the hills; and all nations shall flow unto it." Isaiah 2:2, KJV "But in the last days it shall come to pass, that the mountain of the house of the LORD shall be established in the top of the mountains, and it shall be exalted above the hills; and people shall flow unto it." Micah 4:1, KJV "But this is that which was spoken by the prophet Joel; And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God, I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men ...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry NO TRACTION OR SATISFACTION by Bill Kochman 08-27-2024 As many know, the Stones sang, I can't get no satisfaction, But my problem is even worse. Because I can't get no traction. It really doesn't matter what I do, I am always spinning my wheels, If you are censored by networks, You know exactly how this feels. We all work so hard every day, To pump out God's holy Word, But because we are restricted, So few people have even heard. It just seems all network gurus, Have sympathy for the ole Devil, But as for us dear Christian folks, The playing field is just not level. Now to be honest, I'm gettin' old, I'm really no Jumpin' Jack Flash, So unless my situation improves, I may throw this app in the trash.

#EasternLightning #ChurchOfAlmightyGod #ChineseCult This Bill’s Bible Basics 5-part series can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill UNIQUE BATHROOM DESIGN At first glance, one may be tempted to mock and ridicule this bathroom design. He may even consider it a major architectural design flaw, or theorize that perhaps the construction workers were drinking on the job. However, that is the furthest thing from the truth. In fact, this design was intentional, and offers some unique advantages over traditional bathroom designs. For example: 1. It prevents the cat from becoming trapped in the bathroom. 2. It is easier to hear when the bathtub water is overflowing. 3. It lowers the risk of suicide. 4. It motivates members of multi-member families to not spend more than their allotted time in the bathroom each morning. 5. An angry spouse can never slam the bathroom door in your face when there is a disagreement. 6. A creaking door will never give you away when you sneak into the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning to do whatever you are doing in there. 7. ...