Bill Kochman

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #VisitGuam #RealClouds #NoChemtrails #Chemtrails You know you want to! :)

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #Poem I really don’t participate in all of the Bernie memes, mainly because I don’t believe in ridiculing people just because they embrace views which are different from my own. However, I saw this graphic on my Facebook friend’s timeline. So, I got a sudden inspiration, started joking around, and I ended up composing the following silly poem. My friend complimented me, apparently appreciating my humor and sarcasm. So, I decided to share the poem with all of my friends here. Thus, here you go. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill SHOULD WE EVEN BOTHER TO TELL THE OLD GEEZER? Sometimes, the solutions to life’s problems are very simple, but in our impatience, we tend to over- look them. “It will be so easy for you, Grandpa. You will learn to use it in no time at all so we can video chat” they insisted. Bah, hambug! Why doesn’t that darn thing even work?! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill If I seem a little distracted or cognitively disoriented, it may possibly be because sometimes I can become a bit detached from my reality. Some folks may accuse me of being mentally deficient, or maybe somewhat lost in wonderland due to my being temporarily disassociated from my environment. But I can assure you that I am not deceived, or for that matter intentionally denying the truth. Mixed up or confused? Maybe, but definitely not suffering from cognitive dissonance or in denial of anything. Have you considered that it is perhaps your perspective which is out of sync? Thus, before you assume that I am deluded, please note that we all live in the matrix. So, have I made myself clear? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill UNIQUE BATHROOM DESIGN At first glance, one may be tempted to mock and ridicule this bathroom design. He may even consider it a major architectural design flaw, or theorize that perhaps the construction workers were drinking on the job. However, that is the furthest thing from the truth. In fact, this design was intentional, and offers some unique advantages over traditional bathroom designs. For example: 1. It prevents the cat from becoming trapped in the bathroom. 2. It is easier to hear when the bathtub water is overflowing. 3. It lowers the risk of suicide. 4. It motivates members of multi-member families to not spend more than their allotted time in the bathroom each morning. 5. An angry spouse can never slam the bathroom door in your face when there is a disagreement. 6. A creaking door will never give you away when you sneak into the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning to do whatever you are doing in there. 7. ...

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Seriously. Trying to get quality tech support from some companies and developers can really be challenging and quite frustrating, can't it? Once you've purchased their product or service, and they've got your money, oh boy oh boy! They have built up such a tall wall around themselves comprised of annoying response bots, that it is next to impossible to speak with a REAL person. How aggravating! That's why you need to keep pestering them with email after email, and phone call after phone call, until they finally respond to your questions and provide you with the service that you deserve. Don't become disappointed and give in, because that is EXACTLY what some of those high and mighty tech people want you to do. Fight on! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill As many of my online friends know, I love cats. I have "owned" a number of them throughout my life. In fact, right now I "own" two cats as well named Polo and Eljio. They were both born under my bed to two different mothers in late summer 2021. One thing which you quickly learn about cats is that they are very independent, stubborn, insistent, persistent, and they have a mind of their own. They do as they please, and they GO where they please as well. Eventually, that may even include mounting the counter tops where you prepare your meals, no matter how hard you try to train them not to do it. The end result? Eventually, you are occasionally going to find a cat hair in your food. Disgusting? Yeah, I guess; but that's life with a cat. But with that thought in mind, today I got a bit silly and decided to turn it into a new graphic. Anyway, if you are also a cat owner, I hope you can appreciate my humo...

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #VisitGuam #RealClouds #NoChemtrails #Chemtrails You know you want to! :)

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Some words should definitely be included in the English dictionary. For some odd reason, this one was overlooked. Isn't it time to correct the error? Allow me to provide you with a clear example of how these verbs are used in a sentence: "A live fly can buzz, but a dead fly buzzn't" Any questions? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #Poem I really don’t participate in all of the Bernie memes, mainly because I don’t believe in ridiculing people just because they embrace views which are different from my own. However, I saw this graphic on my Facebook friend’s timeline. So, I got a sudden inspiration, started joking around, and I ended up composing the following silly poem. My friend complimented me, apparently appreciating my humor and sarcasm. So, I decided to share the poem with all of my friends here. Thus, here you go. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — wit...

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Come on, you caffeine freaks! Admit it! You love the buzz! And now with the ubiquity of espresso machines and darker, richer coffee, oh man! Hey, but I love galagos, a.k.a. bush babies! How about you? And a galago on a buzz? Yikes! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill So where do YOU stand, partner? If you don't like any of the available NORMAL options, please feel free to add your own in the comments section. Play nice! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Wow! Imagine that! Now is this not the strangest coincidence, or what?! Different experiences, but the very same end result! Am I on to something? The truth has been in front of our eyes all along. Even Walt Disney apparently knew and tried to drop us a hint. :) Seriously. Those deceptive Democrats should just listen to the Spirit of God and tell the truth, just as Pinocchio should have listened to Jiminy Cricket and kept himself out of all of that trouble. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Yeah, I realize that the election has not occurred yet. But you know, I just thought it would be smart to get ahead of the curve & start offering these out-of-country tickets before the mad rush begins to occur. So, for a limited time only, for all you celebs and other people who are planning to leave the country if your candidate doesn’t win, I’m offering these tickets at only half price. Yes, you heard me right! Half price! Any takers? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I thought we needed a day between Saturday and Sunday So I worked on it ... Hmmph ... Errrm ... Umph. It took a bit of pushing and pulling on those letters, but I think that I found found the perfect unified solution of Saturday and Sunday. Here ya go: SAUNTERDAY. You can just relax & saunter around doing nothing. So how did I do? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Sometimes it can be REALLY hard to get people to interact with your posts. Well, here is one gal who is more than eager to participate. In fact, she is just DYING to become involved! Are you following her yet? :) TALK ABOUT DEDICATION! -- Wow! Now THAT is what I call being eager to participate! What a great addition she'd make to our community here. Well ... except for the stench, and that nasty habit of always wanting to eat human flesh. Maybe we can keep a cage full of Democrats for her. Whaddaya think? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I don't think this graphic really requires an explanation, does it? I just thought that I would invent a new Latin phrase for a bread heel, even if it is stupid and ridiculous, and even if it isn't really Latin. :) 😂 😆 😀 🤣

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Uh-oh, V, watch out! It looks like there is a new alliteration expert in town, and he is serious about exposing the truth about a lot of things, beginning with this! 😂 😆 😀 🤣