Bill Kochman

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — wit...

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — wit...

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — wit...

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — wit...

#Immigration #IllegalImmigrant #IllegalAlien #Immigrant #UndocumentedImmigrant This Bill's Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — wit...

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — wit...

#IllegalImmigrants #Illegals #Immigration #UndocumentedImmigrant This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — wit...

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — wit...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry THE DAM by Bill Kochman 01-21-2023 In the olden days of the Bible, Walled cities were the norm, They would keep out invaders, Who’d rush them like a storm. But today our leaders are mad, They leave wide open the gate, So if the flood continues to rise, We may soon face an awful fate. Even now we see the bad fruit, As terrorists and thugs creep in, Bringing drugs, rape and murder, And every other vile kind of sin. The dam may very soon burst, If we don’t get our house in order, We need to plug up all the holes, That are at our southern border.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — within the United States, he di...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry CATCH AND RELEASE by Bill Kochman 12-13-2023 Man, it is really just so crazy, They call it catch and release, Illegals flowing in by millions, When will the madness cease? Why do we even have a border, Or spend billions on that wall, If Uncle Sam will not stop them, No, he is doing very little at all. So in come dangerous people, Some will be accused of rape, Others will murder Americans, For us there is just no escape. I really don’t understand this, It makes absolutely zero sense, Our government must keep ‘em, On the other side of that fence. But if they fail to do their duty, They are traitors to our nation, So just kick them out of office, For not fulfilling their obligation.

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — within the United States, he di...

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — within the United States, he di...

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — within the United States, he di...

#Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #GodsImmigrationSystem #GodsSecuritySystem #Wall New Jerusalem has a perimeter wall over 200 feet high with twelve gates to control the flow of traffic into and out of the city. Only the saved are allowed into the city, and no one else: "‭‭And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain, and shewed me that great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from God,‭ ‭‭Having the glory of God: and her light ‭was‭ like unto a stone most precious, even like a jasper stone, clear as crystal;‭ ‭‭And had a wall great and high, ‭and‭ had twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels, and names written thereon, which are ‭the names‭ of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel:‭ ‭‭On the east three gates; on the north three gates; on the south three gates; and on the west three gates.‭ ‭‭And the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and in them the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb.‭ ‭‭And he that talked with me had ...

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — within the United States, he di...

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — within the United States, he di...

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — within the United States, he di...