Bill Kochman

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — wit...

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - ISLAM AND THE MUSLIMS #Islam #Islamic #Muslim #Muhammad #Quran #Koran This page contains links to articles regarding the Muslims and Islam. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-islam.html

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #ChildrenByAdoption #ChildrenThroughAdoption #Adoption "But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:" John 1:12, KJV "And Jesus answering said unto them, The children of this world marry, and are given in marriage: But they which shall be accounted worthy to obtain that world, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry, nor are given in marriage: Neither can they die any more: for they are equal unto the angels; and are the children of God, being the children of the resurrection." Luke 20:34-36, KJV "For ye have not received the spirit of bondage again to fear; but YE HAVE RECEIVED THE SPIRIT OF ADOPTION, whereby we cry, Abba, Father. The Spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God: And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suff...

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry LEAD WEIGHT by Bill Kochman 12-02-2016 It really is rather tragic, The pride within your soul, Like a lead weight so heavy, You sink deeper in the hole. The Lord died for your sins, You refuse to take a glance, God offers you His Salvation, You won't give Him a chance. So down and down you tumble, That weight picks up speed, Getting very hot down there, Time to confess your need.

#Sabbath #shabbat #SabbathDay This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill UNIQUE BATHROOM DESIGN At first glance, one may be tempted to mock and ridicule this bathroom design. He may even consider it a major architectural design flaw, or theorize that perhaps the construction workers were drinking on the job. However, that is the furthest thing from the truth. In fact, this design was intentional, and offers some unique advantages over traditional bathroom designs. For example: 1. It prevents the cat from becoming trapped in the bathroom. 2. It is easier to hear when the bathtub water is overflowing. 3. It lowers the risk of suicide. 4. It motivates members of multi-member families to not spend more than their allotted time in the bathroom each morning. 5. An angry spouse can never slam the bathroom door in your face when there is a disagreement. 6. A creaking door will never give you away when you sneak into the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning to do whatever you are doing in there. 7. ...