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TRUTH unSOCIAL -- a poem and song by Bill Kochman

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#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry TRUTH unSOCIAL by Bill Kochman 12-10-2023 Truth Social does not like me, It is quite apparent obviously, Tho I have made 1000s of posts, Nobody knows from what I see. My comments, retruths and likes, Hardly ever show anything at all, They normally stand at just zero, Man, it is one long, terrible lull. Why should I really even bother, If they refuse to let me be seen? Spending a lot of time with them, Folks, I am really not too keen. So is it because I'm not famous? Yeah, you see I'm not a big elite, I'm down there with all the peons, Grovelling at Truth Social's feet. All social networks are like this, They're two-tier systems at best, If you're not a famous big name, You won't pass the influence test. Thus, you won't get any exposure, Tho you post till fingers are blue, Your dream will be just a dream, Friend, I hope you realize this too.

SOCIAL NETWORKS -- a poem and song by Bill Kochman

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#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry SOCIAL NETWORKS by Bill Kochman 12-02-2016 You sit at your computer, Everyday for hours on end, Posting away on Facebook, Some tweets you also send. You shoot replies to Gmail, And Instagram got new pics, Funny video put on YouTube, You had to get your kicks. Wow, you have been so busy, It sounds like lots of fun, But what about dear Jesus? Was He mentioned to anyone?

SHADOW BANNED -- a poem and song by Bill Kochman

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#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry SHADOW BANNED by Bill Kochman 01-14-2023 No one likes to be shadow banned, Yet I am banned for so very long, Well it was about five years ago, When I realized something's wrong. Oh I was sharing left and right, Indeed, post after post after post, But no matter how hard I've worked, A few dozen see me at the very most. Yes, it can be so very discouraging, When we're trying to sow God's seed, We do our best to get out the truth, But so few will even see it to read. It is no secret some in government, Scheme with liberal social networks, Doing their best to hide our memes, God please deal with all those jerks. Resorting to tactics so very unfair, They're just creatures of the night, Trying to spin things their own way, Frantically running from God's Light. But He sees all and knows the score, Those folks to powder will be ground, As for us, we have nothing to fear, Because to Heaven we will be bound.

NETWORK NETIQUETTE -- a poem and song by Bill Kochman

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#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry NETWORK NETIQUETTE by Bill Kochman 09-21-2024 To improve your social network fate, You should always try to reciprocate. If your friend comments on your post, Do you also respond as a good host? Do not ignore them or just be a snob, Being nice is actually part of your job. Adding your like or a comment will do, It shows your friend that you care too. But if you desire to go that extra mile, Go visit their timeline for a little while. Add likes & comments where you can, They'll then say “Wow, you're the man!” It is really about courtesy & being nice, Which is lacking if you want my advice. So many online folks are just plain rude, As a Christian, don't be like them, dude. It is true that sometimes it can be hard, But it always pays to go that extra yard. If someone's mean, then just back away, No obligation to hear whatever they say. Sometimes you just don't have a choice, Who wants to listen to the devil...

OPPRESSED! -- a poem and song by Bill Kochman

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#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry OPPRESSED! by Bill Kochman 02-18-2025 I'm feeling so very oppressed, It does not matter where I go, Social networks don't like me, My posts rarely make a show. It is like being in a big desert, All around sand is what I see, So trapped in this dead zone, Why won't they just let me be? It is similar to an invisible wall, I'm separated from my friends, As I look off in the far distance, The huge wall just never ends. Regardless of how often I post, No difference does it ever make, So there is only one conclusion, Social networks are all so fake.

Quirky Bill -- The Most Popular Guy

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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

Quirky Bill -- The Most Popular Guy

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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

Quirky Bill -- The Most Popular Guy

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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

Quirky Bill -- The Most Popular Guy

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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

Quirky Bill -- The Most Popular Guy

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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

Quirky Bill -- The Most Popular Guy

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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

Quirky Bill -- The Most Popular Guy

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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

Quirky Bill -- The Most Popular Guy

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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

FREE SPEECH, BUT NO REACH -- a poem and song by Bill Kochman

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#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry FREE SPEECH, BUT NO REACH by Bill Kochman 12-18-2023 On all of the social networks, They say we have free speech, But what they never tell you, Is they throttle your outreach. Oh, you are just so very happy, To have a new account online, You’re gonna reach the world, Man, it will surely be so fine! Very excitedly you post away, And wait for the flood to begin, Likes, reposts and comments, Many friends you hope to win. But then hours slowly pass by, Yes, days turn into a full week, Your account is totally dead, Why doesn’t anybody speak? You seemed to do it all right, Your graphics are quite cool, But what you fail to realize is, You’re just that network’s tool. No matter which one you’re on, They operate much the same, Yes, tho you may not know it, You are a pawn in their game. With only two types of pieces, You’re either a peon or an elite, Top class gets all the exposure, While peons grovel at their feet. Thus, elites get 1000s of...

IS IT WRONG TO WANT FOLLOWERS? -- a Bill's Bible Basics article

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#IsItWrong #Followers #SocialNetworks This Bill's Bible Basics 1-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

Quirky Bill -- The Most Popular Guy

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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

WAKE UP! -- a poem and song by Bill Kochman

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#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry WAKE UP! by Bill Kochman 01-22-2026 Social networks are a joke, It’s time for you to realize, Their claim of free speech, Is simply a big pack of lies. If you follow their party line, Your posts may get a view, But oppose their agenda, And it will be all over for you. If like me you are a Christian, It will surely get you marked, While Lefties enjoy exposure, In an alley you will be parked. In their desert & never seen, Will certainly be your fate, At the bottom of the barrel, You’re a ghost, sorry mate! From the start to the finish, It’s really just one big scam, Your posts will be locked out, Tighter than an ocean clam. You can pay lots of money, Trying for a better chance, But they make no promise, To increase viewer glance. Preference is given to elites, Big influencers rank at top, But as for you, you’re a peon, Might as well grab your mop. I know exactly how you feel, Working so hard to be seen, But no matter what you do, Your...

Quirky Bill -- The Most Popular Guy

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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

Quirky Bill -- The Most Popular Guy

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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

Quirky Bill -- The Most Popular Guy

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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. The social networks are all full of undoubtedly thousands -- perhaps millions? -- of bogus user accounts. Hardly a day goes by that I don't acquire a handful of new female followers, all of whom seem to suffer from the very same symptoms, and all of whom are looking for a serious relationship and a decent guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Let me guess. Your name is really Omar, and you live in Pakistan, Nigeria or India. Gotcha, dude! 😂 😆 😀 🤣